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skeet

excretion of manspackle in or upon an object
With Kirstyn, I can skeet in her birth controlled vag. But with Tori, she tells me to pull-out and skeet wherever, so I skeet skeet in her blender and make her mom a protein shake.
by BSA January 3, 2006
mugGet the skeetmug.

a-skeet

A-Skeet, when a Jack Rustman, and a Phil Persha, see something that is either comical, sexy, or something that is buggin one of them two, they can chant A-Skeet. Also deriving from the word skeet, a-skeet mo-fucker, a-skeet goddamn
That bitch just ate some serious shit when she slipped on that, a-skeet that was muther fuckin funny, A-SKEET!
by Phil Persha November 14, 2004
mugGet the a-skeetmug.

skeeting

The act of riding on a skeet board, ripstik, or wave board. Sport created by Perry Pizzolo, Justin Lefkowitz, and several others.

Often confused with jerking off or masterbating.
Skeeting should become an Olympic or Xgame sport.

I skeet all the time.
by Jlefty5 January 16, 2009
mugGet the skeetingmug.

skeeting

"I was skeeting on the bitch all night!"
by crackwhore19 March 17, 2008
mugGet the skeetingmug.

Skeet

I will skeet on that women.
by Joseph Hanson August 25, 2008
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Skeet

A term that most black people think was thought up by a rapper, and think that any given caucasian who doesn't listen to rap but says 'skeet' anyways thinks he has no idea what he said, i.e. ejaculating, semen, etc.

Actually a form of rifle-sportsmanship.
1. He is so good at using his rifle, he hit a skeet without even trying.

2.Stupid black/Wigger: Dude, I can't believe skeet shooting is an sport!
Informed person: What, did you think it was athletic masturbation?
B/W: You mean it's not?
by Kincaid May 23, 2005
mugGet the Skeetmug.

Skeet Skeet

whan cum shoots out of the dick
the skeeted in my mouh
by ambezzy November 15, 2003
mugGet the Skeet Skeetmug.

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