While vacationing in Russia you fuck a chick with a super hairy box. After you shoot your load all over her giant bush pour a generous amount of Stolytchna vodka on your cock and slide your meat under her hairy armpit and fuck it until you erupt like the cooling rods at Chernobyl.
by Rooster7395 December 23, 2020
Get the Siberian armpitmug. When your doing hot yoga with a friend, and you rip off his pants, violently grab his scrotum and aggressively rub it back and forth on a rug, potentially up to the point of bleeding.
“Hey you want to come over and do hot yoga today?”
“Yeah, and if your lucky we can end with a Siberian rugburn.
“Yeah, and if your lucky we can end with a Siberian rugburn.
by Twistedteas May 9, 2024
Get the Siberian rugburnmug. by Bigwengdang December 10, 2021
Get the siberian dumplingmug. The act of ejaculating in one’s hand, then proceeding to chase another person with the goal of slapping them with a handful of nut.
by Dick Anball April 9, 2023
Get the Siberian slime slapmug. A "Naturally Occurring" snowman; a snowman that is actually a frozen person found buried in the snow for any amount of time.
A Siberian Snowman is not the kind of snowman one would desire to find, although, they do still count as snowmen and anyone who finds one can claim the remains as an achievement as they can be very difficult to discover.
A Siberian Snowman is not the kind of snowman one would desire to find, although, they do still count as snowmen and anyone who finds one can claim the remains as an achievement as they can be very difficult to discover.
"Babushka! Babushka! Jakob was out, digging in the snow when he found a hand sticking out from the ground!"
"Mmmm da grandchild of mine, my sweet Jakob seems to have found a Siberian Snowman! What a lucky boy he will grow up to be!"
"Mmmm da grandchild of mine, my sweet Jakob seems to have found a Siberian Snowman! What a lucky boy he will grow up to be!"
by Liam Longshire November 29, 2018
Get the Siberian Snowmanmug.