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National shroom day

April 2nd National shroom day !!!! A day for the world to open their eyes #namaste
I’m about to be woke on national shroom day!
by Youngzillion April 2, 2019
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Shroom

shroom is a person in bramley who will smoke anything you roll, and also does stupid shit.
I just saw shroom roll a joint”
‘What was in it?’
Your grandma Lynda’s ashes”
by BramleyBopper May 28, 2019
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Shroom

The definition of shroom is not a drug most people would think that, shroom in fact is a term used in which you call someone that’s weird and ugly combined. This word can describe all sorts of things from Non-living to living.
Girl 1- “Hey Girls, have you seen Kenzie today. She looks like a fricken shroom.”

Girl 2- “Yeah I know right!”

Girl 3-“That’s exactly what I thought the ugly looking shroom!!”
by Kenziedashroom April 30, 2019
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Reds shroom

This is what appears on your face after Red has slapped your face with his dickhead after you passed out early
Joe drank too much and passed out at 10. He woke up with reds shroom on his forehead
by Redd1981 April 19, 2018
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Shroom Walking

Have you seen your brother? Yea hes shroom walking
by anonymous October 25, 2017
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moon shroom

This fucker looks like a moon shroom with his bubble ass
by Gageaurandboii April 18, 2017
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shrooms

dick that just pongs of musty fungus
Person 1: washing hands is basic hygiene etikette
Streets: hell fucking no
Person 2: His hands smell like tuna water
He who belongs to the Streets: Well dicks don't smell like fish
Person 3: Pee is ammonical and emits a fishy stench half ass
He who belongs to the Streets: Oh
Woman 1: Tuna + Musty dick

He who belongs to the Streets: °• •°

(.i.e. puts his hand near his crotch and whiffs. circles are the eyes and the black dots are his nostrils)
Woman 2 to everyone: Can you see the green vapors evaporating from his pants ❗❓
Woman 3: STDs❗
Woman 4: Clearly no one blows him. He for the streets
He who belongs to the Streets: *Sobs at the street corner*
Person 4: Smelly shrooms
by TRAVIS GRAVIS CASH MONEY August 5, 2021
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