Gumby shoulders

The slumping of the shoulders (and head) when feeling extremely disappointed or dejected. Named after the claymation TV character Gumby.

"Joe had Gumby shoulders after being told that he didn't make varsity. Instead, he would have to play JV."

by yes juanito yes August 17, 2014

Shoulder Deep

When you go shoulder deep into a womans vagina, its an extreme underground sex technique

guy : hey , lets go all the way tonight
girl : you mean Shoulder Deep?
guy : yeah Right in there, Shoulder Deep

by Bentleh September 23, 2012

Soft Shoulder

A Boob, tit, breast, etc.

I tripped and accidently grabbed her soft shoulder.

by SoccaSupersta April 13, 2003

Shoulder Buddy

A paper toy that is taped to your shoulder, so it resembles sittting. Manufactured and distributed by Wang/Wulf Corp.

Dang, that is some crump shoulder buddy!

by The Asian from Rockford March 22, 2007

Head & Shoulders

When you're showering with a girl and she's giving you a blowjob, you shampoo your hair and rinse the bubbles on to her hair. She then uses those bubbles to wash her hair, all the while still sucking the dick. This is called a Head & Shoulders.

I just got a Head & Shoulders last night. I've never felt so dirty and clean at the same time.

by anaslex June 27, 2015

a shoulder to vomit on

that sweet guy that keeps you company while you're indulging in a monologue with the toilet bowl after you get yourself lobotomized drunk at parties

-Last night Jared served me as a shoulder to vomit on, hadn't it been for him I'd've drowned in the toilet bowl
-Yeah, he's a sweetheart

by ana von hindenburg March 04, 2011

shoulder nipple

When you dry/hang your shirt on a wire hanger and the hanger causes the fabric to stretch out and creates a small imprint resembling a nipple on each shoulder.

That chick be sportin' shoulder nipples! That beezy best be gettin' some padded shoulders beetch!

or

Bitch, best start neatly foldin' yo laundre.

by Fondle my Smelly Jiz November 30, 2007