Gentlemen’s Shotgun

An aggressive circle jerk usually done in a dorm shower where the one who finished first swallows the person who finishes last cum.

Sorry guys I’ll be back at 6 I had to go do a Gentlemen’s Shotgun.

by Chaddy Smith March 20, 2021

Dorito Shotgun

While eating doritos (or any other chip) you sneeze spraying all in your vicinity with crunchy goodness in a shotgun type blast

Guy1: Why is everybody yelling?
Guy2: I just did a major dorito shotgun and it hit them.

by VinnehVee March 14, 2009

shotgun

a chick so ugly she looks like she tried to commit suicide Cobain style.

That chick is shotgun dude....

by Ghost March 24, 2005

Shotgun Poop

A bathroom experience where poop exits at highspeed out of the anus resulting in a big splash of poop all around the toilet bowl almost like a shotgun blast after hitting Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. Most common with spicy foods. May look like you shot Mr. Hankey with a 12 Gauge.

The toilet had a hard time digesting that Shotgun Poop after I blasted it

by D Babe 90 September 8, 2010

Russian Shotgun

The average Russian man's penis, which is the best penis a woman can experience, but can also be a reference to the average Russian shotgun, which has six barrels.

Jessie: "Oh my god, Randy gave me his Russian Shotgun last night!"
Tina: "Damn girl, you got some? I'm so jealous!"

by preventablediseases October 29, 2017

shotgun jizz

When a concentrated large amount of semen explodes from the tip of the penis, typically after female stimulation, and scatters sporadically throughout the room leaving several wet stains everywhere.

If proper caution is not taken, the jizz will typically land all over the body of the ejaculator.

After Brian returned from the dance and promptly masturbated, he shotgun jizzed all over his own face.

by machisimobadass January 21, 2010

Shotgunning a penguin

When you piss with a boner and sneeze

“Dude I woke up this morning and I was shotgunning a penguin”

by Mississippi_Sister_Fucker July 19, 2019