Gentlemen’s Shotgun

An aggressive circle jerk usually done in a dorm shower where the one who finished first swallows the person who finishes last cum.

Sorry guys I’ll be back at 6 I had to go do a Gentlemen’s Shotgun.

by Chaddy Smith March 20, 2021

Dorito Shotgun

While eating doritos (or any other chip) you sneeze spraying all in your vicinity with crunchy goodness in a shotgun type blast

Guy1: Why is everybody yelling?
Guy2: I just did a major dorito shotgun and it hit them.

by VinnehVee March 14, 2009

shotgun

a chick so ugly she looks like she tried to commit suicide Cobain style.

That chick is shotgun dude....

by Ghost March 24, 2005

Shotgun Poop

A bathroom experience where poop exits at highspeed out of the anus resulting in a big splash of poop all around the toilet bowl almost like a shotgun blast after hitting Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. Most common with spicy foods. May look like you shot Mr. Hankey with a 12 Gauge.

The toilet had a hard time digesting that Shotgun Poop after I blasted it

by D Babe 90 September 8, 2010

shotgun jizz

When a concentrated large amount of semen explodes from the tip of the penis, typically after female stimulation, and scatters sporadically throughout the room leaving several wet stains everywhere.

If proper caution is not taken, the jizz will typically land all over the body of the ejaculator.

After Brian returned from the dance and promptly masturbated, he shotgun jizzed all over his own face.

by machisimobadass January 21, 2010

Shotgunning a penguin

When you piss with a boner and sneeze

“Dude I woke up this morning and I was shotgunning a penguin”

by Mississippi_Sister_Fucker July 19, 2019

Super Shotgun

The best kind of Double Barrel Shotgun, first encountered in Doom 2, MAP02 - Underhalls. May or may not come with a grappling hook for grappling onto demon meat, a 'Meathook'.

The Super Shotgun is the ultimate tool in the art of Demon killing. Not counting the BFG9K and it's other models.

by thereisnomemedie December 26, 2020