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prison shank

a handmade weapon made out of the only stuff you recieve in prison, sharpened to perfection. essentially made out of toothbrushes and spoons.
When we was rioting in the joint and the pigs came to stop us, I busted out my prison shank and killed those mo' fuckin 5-0's
by matkl September 16, 2006
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Gum Shank

When someone asks you for a piece of gum, and you hit them in the face with it. Then and only then, can they consume said piece of gum.
Someone: "Hey can I have a piece of gum?" You: (Throw Gum) "GUM SHANK!!!!!!"
by Gum shanker April 24, 2009
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Hobo Shank

A hobo shank is the act in which a person (usually a drunk hobo) straightens their hand so that their fingers are tightly knit together and pointing straight out and then hand shanks someone.

The Shanker shanks the female with their hand in between the breast and shoulder blade, directly underneath the arm-pit. This renders the female paralyzed with pain (similar to the inhumane and forbidden sacking of a male) and then succumbs to the Shankee for a night of blissful love making in the alleyway.

In modern culture, the hobo shank relates to a immature feud between couples or friends in which a "hobo shank" threat is issued to a female, such as a blow to the testicles would be administered to the male.
"Chris you whore! Who is this b**** texting you a booty call?!?"

"Woman, i'm trying to drive the vehicle! Now stop messing around or else i'll hobo shank you!"
by Pat6290 May 18, 2009
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Meat Shank

Noun:
An alternative term for an erect penis.

Verb:
To place ones penis in ones vagina

Meat=Slang for penis
Shank=Object used for stabbing
Look at the size of my meat shank!

I'm goin to meat shank that bitch.
by Vin June 1, 2004
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Shankman

Someone hired to stab a desired being with a homemade knife, usually a chav, often associated with a hitman but with a more comedic approach.
"I really hate that person."
"Maybe you should shank him."
"Already got that covered, shankman should be arriving soon."
by lstel January 12, 2013
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shank your mum

To shove a large, vainy, hard, wet, dick up someone’s mum making her scream at the top of her lungs ‘I’m going to cum!!’
I’m going to shank your mum! I’ll shove my hard, vainy, large, wet dick your mum and she will be screaming ‘I’m going to cum’
by TopShagger4 September 24, 2018
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shankopotomus

when a golfer is shanking the ball so bad he might as well be a hippopotomus.
Gayton is seriously a shankopotomus today.
by ezell714 February 2, 2009
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