shofer

slang for "fo sho". purnounced just like a chauffeur

dude - "yoyo, you got dim pills?!"
dudette - "dude, shofer"

by animal life June 2, 2007

shomari

a person who shakes, scratches and has achieved white lips by doing to much crack.

that Tyrone Biggums is such a Shomari

by jobba jobba February 25, 2005

shomer cayleigh

a tradition where men can't touch those named cayleigh

daniel couldn't touch cayleigh because he is shomer cayleigh

by johnny buckland October 2, 2011

Shomik

A gay incel 15 yo kid. He is also very short.

A: Look at this kid who is he?

B: That's that faggot Shomik he probably gonna shoot up the school.

by yeetedbylife October 19, 2019

shomit

A liquidy substance comprised of fecal matter(shit) and vomit. Generally this substance will be collected in a bucket, sealed, and allowed to ferment over a time of no less than 3 months.

One of these days that girl is going to piss me off so bad that I'm going to splatter a giant bucket of shomit all over her down comforter and the interior of her car.

by Anty Dizzle January 26, 2009

shomari

A person who sits in front of a house all day on a porch and snoots cocaine all day.

"Get out of here you god damn shomari's"

by jobba jobba May 13, 2005

Shomit

To take a shit that smells like vomit.

"I don't know what Bill in accounting ate last night but the entire 3rd floor now smells like shomit!"

by Professor Heinstein April 13, 2009