shitlicker

An apologist for and advocate of extremely lenient treatment of criminals, homeless drug addicts, and others who contribute nothing of value to society but actively make it worse

Since the shitlickers on the city council passed a law decriminalizing shoplifting, losses due to theft have increased 70%.

by b__b August 13, 2023

shitocki mushrooms

the longer version of shit

shitocki mushrooms i left my bag in school.

by 1234567890-=asdfghjkl;;;'zxcvb October 30, 2023

Shitback

Where you shit with so much blunt force it shoots up out of your arse crack onto your back.

Guy:Why’d they close the bathrooms?
Other guy:I heard someone shitback in there.
Guy:totally makes sense.

by RoseLight42 November 27, 2023

shitback

A word used to describe a person who falls into a pile of shit on their back. Permanently calling them this word after this event takes place.

What's up shitback, have you washed your clothes?

by Chimpcoughy February 1, 2024

shitknocker

a shitknocker is a person that looks up to grangeful cats and draco and eats, does drugs, and gets high and takes all kinds of shits.

Mrs. Tucker is such a shitknocker she thinks she can hang with actual cats and transfigure back and forth. As a matter of fact bitch thinks she's a deity.

by aromabinger February 9, 2024

ShitRock

A dingleberry that got stuck to the pubes on your nutsack

'Look at that dude over there walking funny, actin like he got a shitrock'

by 420bigoof May 2, 2024

Shitbucket

A shitbucket is a thing, usually a machine, usually a vehicle, which is non-functional, barely-functional, of poor structural integrity, very dirty, or otherwise in terrible condition. A proper shitbucket, therefore, is a contemptible thing with metal and moving parts (or, at the very least, parts that ought to be moving) in its construction, ergo, a near-completely solid-state device such as a smartphone would more appropriately be called a potato, a brick, or in the case of the Samsung Galaxy Note 7, a grenade. (Note: this is not an actual term used for electronics with shitty batteries. Yet, anyways.)
Shitbucket can also be used as a contemptuous epithet towards an individual, but this is uncommon.

Synonyms: bucket of bolts, rattletrap, rustbucket, jalopy (car-specific), shitbox, lemon, scrapheap, tin lizzie (car-specific), clunker/junker, potato (computing), toaster, bitty box (computing)

Disambiguation: If you were thinking of the trash bin, that'd be the shitcan, or the fuck-it bucket.

"While I was on my way home from the grocery store, my shitbucket car broke down, and I needed to call a tow truck."

"The AMC Pacer was notorious for being a shitbucket."

"I would fly to the Deneb system to get a shipment of tea, but my old Arcturus-class shitbucket can't even go faster than light because some fucknugget jacked the warp drive when I was at Detroit spaceport."

"Consarn it to the 58,913 circles of the Kenoma, this shitbucket of a printer has failed me for the last time! I'm never getting a hewlett-packard again."

"I wouldn't trust one of those new windows copilot shitbuckets with memes from facebook, let alone anything important."

"Hey, jackass, GREEN means GO, dammit! Did your shitbucket break down while the light was red, or are you too busy playing pocket pool to notice that it's green now?"

"That virus-riddled shitbucket PC of yours ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell. It could barely run windows 10 when you got it, whyever the flying fuck did you update it to windows 11?"

by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell May 30, 2024