Shiny Uncle David

(No relation to shiny uncle dale) man with an extreme bald patch. shaves off his eyebrows to achieve a more cylindrical look!

Polish your dome twice daily

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

shiny metal fever

Shiny metal fever is the human condition in which we are predisposed to feel the urge to procure the newest, flashiest consumer technology.

I just got the new droid, but the new iphone has slo mo, so i need one of those as well. I got shiny metal fever.

by Curltastrophe April 26, 2014

red shiny helmets

Two or more men giving each other head. Gay oral sex. Nob slobbing amongst men.

I caught my queer uncle and his friend playing red shiny helmets in the living room. Unreal.

by OrionMetaphor November 24, 2017

shiny pink taco

a beautiful gleaming and extremely inviting vaginal area

Have you seen my shiny pink taco?

by mandelinorange March 22, 2017

shiny disco balls

when you are dancing at a disco in shorts and ur balls fall out which is kinda funny while shiny disco balls by daft

"lol he got shiny disco balls"

by Mossad August 13, 2006

shiny new quarter

An offer or reward for a question.

Hey Lee, I'll give you a shiny new quarter if you can tell me the artist who sings this song.

by the__dave August 2, 2007

Shiny Helmet Party

A party or other gathering where there are too many guys compared to girls; or virtually nothing but males in attendance.

Let's split man... this is nothing but a shiny helmet party!

by Pdubya64 June 15, 2010