two sheets in the bag

An extreme level of drunkenness. This is a mixture of half in the bag, and two sheets to the wind. This saying is usually uttered by the individual too intoxicated to accurately describe his or her level of intoxication. Note, this level of drunkenness may also coincide with carefree spitting on the bar/restaurant floor.

Tom: How are you holing up?
Ryan: I'm two sheets in the bag.

by RPOC November 22, 2007

sheeot

The black way to say shit when they're frustrated.

"Aw, sheeot, my bling-bling got dirty.

by Ben February 17, 2004

Sheets on the futon

A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky

Not sure if she is worth it, but James "put the sheets on the futon" before his date with Anita.

by LlSS April 21, 2008

Sheet of Ice

When your wife or girlfriend won't give up that sweet pussy.

Carl: Hey Frank. Did you get any poon last night from Tonya?
Frank: No braaaahhh. Bitch a damn Sheet of Ice. Just ended up giving myself a wank.

by Eaton Holgoode May 18, 2015

sheit

a word used in online gaming because of mature language filters. means the same a shit.

player 1: sheit, i died cause i stood in the fire man.
player 2: lets quit playing this sheit.

by sizzurpluver July 1, 2015

Five Sheet

A name for a U.S or Canadian 5$ bill. It can also be used with any other bill (ten sheet for a 10$ bill ect.).

Do you have that 5 sheet you owe me?

by P - Cald May 5, 2005

Kick The Sheets

Waking up like a badass motherfucker. You don’t roll out of bed, you explode out of that poor man’s trap and make the day your submissive bitch in a very immediate manner. “Kicking The Sheets” Is a very common trait of ALPHA MALES. Common ways of Kicking The Sheets are taking cold showers or hitting a heavy gym sesh. To be able to “Kick The Sheets” one must also beat everyone to waking from sleep before normal pussies slug out of bed. You MUST wake up earlier than everyone due to your desire to be 1st in everything.

“This morning I waged war on all weaker humans in this world. I Kick The Sheets at 4:45am to hit a heavy leg day before all the other soy boy beta cucks showed up still half asleep. You already know I hit the ice bath as well right after and made sure I was the first one in the office to establish dominance.”

by Champagne Cowboy October 26, 2022