shapesturbating

The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers

Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting

by Jernandez December 3, 2016

wop shaped head

Someone who's head is mishapen or deformed or otherwise abnormal.

Damn Tommy Tran, you got that wop shaped head!

by Seronies November 22, 2010

Scapegoat

Someone with that absorbs the negative image others don't want for themselves, as most people want to make themselves look good at any cost to others.

None of them wanted to become scapegoat, so they made him one to defer suspicion from themselves.

by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021

bookah shade

Sunglasses (usually aviators or other large shades) generally worn while a person is under the influence of a hallucinogen or upper to disguise their eyes from being seen by sober folk. Common to find at concerts/clubs/wherever techno can be heard

Why is that guy wearing sunglasses, its 3a.m.? Those arent sunglasses, those are bookah shades, and I want whatever he is on...

by MC.dy-late May 13, 2010

All Tea No Shade

Tea is referring to "Truth" shade is like an opinion/diss. When you say this phrase it means you are stating facts, not opinions.

For example: " Girl your breath smells like ass, All Tea no shade"

by Lacianga May 17, 2017

made in the shade

an expression from about the 1950s meaning being in an excellent or ideal situation.

whoever wins this week's lotto will be made in the shade!

by bungalow bill January 20, 2005

Cut Shapes

Def: Meaning to dance.

"Let's cut shapes on the D-Floor tonight"

by JFizz July 17, 2007