fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿
Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo🗿
by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022
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Tuna Shampoo

A medieval form of torture commonly favoured in the Roman times which combines briny tuna chunks with Radox Coral Reef. When added to the prisoners hair it would make them instantly undesirable to any potential sexual conquests
Morgan is a cunt and shall now receive Tuna Shampoo
by Bent Galaxy November 23, 2021
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butt shampoo

Looking clean, she’s probably got that butt shampoo
by waxonjackson420 July 06, 2022
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Shampoo Donkey

A large elephent, typically with a #76b129 tip. Can be found "Jacking Off" during a school shooting.
Oh my gosh! Theres a Shampoo Donkey!
by COCK MUNCHER 374 December 13, 2022
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Shampion Shampoo

Shampoo that gives people real results for longer luscious looking flow
yo check out that bros flow it's sick, people should call him floseidon,he must be using Shampion Shampoo
by Flowmaster9000 February 03, 2011
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shampoo dodger

people who don't like washing their hair and don't realise it has gone greasy and horrible.
megan- that girl anya has such greasy hair!

joanna- i know, what a shampoo dodger!
by hanzbub. February 15, 2009
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