Carpet Sexual

Being physically attracted to a carpet

The carpet sexual made sweet love to the dark gray carpet

by Ayurpjurp May 29, 2019

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Harley Sexual

A guy who buys a Harley and the next day his entire apperal is Harley Davidson gear,i.e. Harley Vest, Hat, Gloves, Tshirts, Chain Wallets, Bandana's

The Yuppie bar was filled with Harley Sexuals, not one real biker in the place

by Glers December 9, 2008

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Sexual Chocolate

From the movie "Coming to America" w/ Eddie Murphy- name of a band in it

"Let's give it up for Sexual Chocolate!"

by laurlaur13 March 11, 2005

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Roni-sexual

Someone who loves Roni and Roni only.

“Are you Roni-sexual?”

“Yeah! It’s the new norm”

by Karsyn.vaults December 29, 2020

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Sexual Unicourse

"The act of masturbation, or manipulating ones genitals for pleasure"

"Masturbation is having sex with someone you love"

"I havent had sex in a long time, but i do have sexual UNIcourse a few times a day on average" .

by ceratosaur009 October 26, 2012

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Similar to a virginity card, but pertains to one's sexuality instead. You lose your sexuality card after you realize you are gay or straight by developing a crush on someone or after kissing someone.

For example, you can think your'e straight, but have a crush on another guy and realize you're gay. That guy then took your sexuality card. Same thing can happened after kissing, you can think youre sexuality is one thing, and kiss someone, and then realize its something else, or confirm that it is what you thought it was. You would therefore lose your sexuality card to the person you kissed. As long as your sexuality is confirmed by said crush or kiss.

Damn Joe i didnt know you were gay, who took your sexuality card?
Oh it was TJ, hes so hawt!!

by TEEJA January 3, 2018

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