Sexport

A port for the insertion of sexy tools.

*bzzzzzt* request permission to dock with your sexport, madam *bzzzzzt*

*bzzzzt* permission granted *bzzzzt*

by James Randii October 12, 2008

Sexter's Block

The act of receiving a sext, and not having anything sexy or freaky to say back. Alot like writer's block. But worse. Not only does it make the sextee feel awkward because they have nothing to say, it makes the sexter feel awkward also because you get that thought in your mind that maybe you were a little too freaky. Also makes the next face-to-face contact awkward as well. It is very difficult to admit you suffer from sexter's block.

Example 1:
Sexter: "Mmm you like that don't you? Next I'm gonna....."
Sextee: Oh yeah, she's a freak. What to say, "Yeah baby, I like that" No, sounds gay already. Damn sexter's block.

Next Day:
Sexter: "About last night, sorry. I got a little freaky."
Sextee: "Uh no, it's okay. I just uh fell asleep."
Sexter: "Ohh"

Example 2:
Sexter to friend: And then he said his dick likes being hard.

Friend: Poor guy, probably was suffering from sexter's block.

by Sext Master June 18, 2011

Sextra Large

A term used to describe a person who is sexually actractive because of their Obesity or excessive weight. Typically derived from a person with Adipophilia or Fat fetishism.

Danny: "That girls not fat, Shes sextra large"

by Droy91 July 3, 2011

Sexternship

A relationship consisting entirely of sex. The partners are sexually exclusive with each other but don't have to be emotionally tied down. A trial period before a relationship. Used to identify if you and your sex partner are compatible.

I think we should try a sexternship before jumping into this relationship.

by tswizzle20 October 6, 2015

sexton

The act of remaining away from friends to plot abstract sexual encounters

Oh he's pulling a sexton

by Paul2424 June 28, 2011

sextarded

Someone that is sexually inept. They do not know how to do anything sexual. They lay there. They make no noise.

He has no idea what to do in bed. He is sextarded.

by KKLLMM April 24, 2011

sextraordinary

1. Adjective combining sexy and extraordinary meaning extremely sexy. Similar to sexalicious. 2. Adjective describing extraordinarily good sex.

1. She doesn't just have nice lips, they are sextraordinary.
2. Then he went down on me, and things got really sextraordinary.

by jonnytopaz September 6, 2007