Seth Jones

A boss....period the end

Seth Jones jumped on a car while it was moving making him a boss.

by ilikepie2847 March 23, 2010

Seth Rogan

IS FUCKING AMAZING, AND IS ALSO THE SON OF RAPTOR JESUS.

Seth Rogan is soo fucking amazing, it doesnt help that he is the son of Raptor Jesus.

by Seth Rogans Son October 16, 2008

Seth Powers

The best possible combination of names resulting in maximum coolness.

"Hey, that movie was so Seth Powers"
"I feel Seth Powers today."

by theBatman1976 December 18, 2010

Seth's Theory

Once a man cums inside of a woman, she becomes attached for life. This causes societal problems.

"Dude, she will NOT stop texting me, and calling me!"
Seth: 'did you cum in her?"
"Yeah"
Seth: "there's your problem bro" its all about "Seth's Theory"

by TG brewing co. March 17, 2011

Seth Rich Emergency Treatment

Plan A is when the Contract Killers kill you on sight; Plan B is the backup. They will kill in hospital, while you are being treated for serious, but not fatal, injuries -aka the SETH RICH Emergency Treatment.

EMT: It's okay Ma'am, we are going to take good care of you.

Lady Driver: Ouch! What happened?
EMT: It looks like you are the victim of a hit and run. You'll be alright, once we get you to hospital, the Doc will fix you up real nice.
Lady Drive: (Dazed and confused) Hit and run car crash? I need to go to the hospital? Which Hospital? Where is my laptop and thumb drives!?
EMT: I don't know. DC Police were already on the scene when we arrived. I am sure you'll get them back. Relax. We are going to take you to DC General. It's the closest Trauma Centre.
Lady Driver: Noooooo. I don't want to go there!! They will give me the SETH RICH EMERGENCY TREATMENT! I'm as good as dead!!
EMT: (Smiling) Nonsense! You'll be right as rain in just a few.

by HiddenRightHere June 17, 2017

Seth.v.2

Fat cunt that makes memes. He vapes and acts like its cool when in all seriousness looks like a dumbass. Everyone loves his memes tho.

Did you see that guy with the vape?
Yeah he was acting like a totall Seth.v.2

by SexSlave McCumDumpster February 10, 2018

Seth Freeborn

An annoying cunt that everyone hates to be around. He screams, kicks and yells when he doesn't get his way. Everyone would rather suck a 96 year old mans dick than be around him

(Person 1) "omg did you hear Seth Freeborn tried to fight J and got his ass kicked by him, Seth started crying and ran off. It was amazing"
(Person 2) "sound fucking hilarious"

by ChristianSlut November 8, 2019