seeing eye dog

a best friend who is moderately sober and helps his biddy judge the looks of a girl/guy

"hey man, you're my seeing eye dog. is that girl hot?"

"yea i guess if you like slam pigs"

"alright thanks man im goin for it"

by cfwest November 3, 2012

Steering Wheel Puller

When oral sex if performed on a man while driving (a car, truck or preferably a boat but never a motorcycle) past the point of ejaculation causing his entire body to contract, pulling on the steering wheel.

That Lot Lizard at Stuckey's gives a real Steering Wheel Puller.

by Infidelophile June 13, 2014

ed sheering

Verb: The act of being fed food like a baby bird while on tour.

Example 1: Ed Sheeran tours the world looking for birds to feed him like one of their own.

Example 2: Went Ed Sheering after a night out, I'm stuffed now.

by Bamneckpunch April 18, 2018

power steering

A sexual position in which the "giver" is in the driver seat with the seat all the way down and to the rear. The "receiver" is on top steering the vehicle, while the "giver" is operating the gas and brake pedals (and clutch if applicable).

Man the power steering in this car is great; however, the hooha is all over the leather...

by Krimsin88 July 13, 2007

seeming

Multiple, rapid-fire, strong expulsions of bodily fluid.

She was so turned on, she started seeming and couldn't stop for at least 5 minutes.

by Popindigo April 7, 2016

cloud seeding

When waiting for your significant other (usu. female) to finish trying on clothes, and you're feeling gassy (perhaps due to eating Chipotle or because you need to poop). Rather than wait in the husband chair and stew in it, you wander the store leaving little clouds of happiness for others to find.

That Chipotle was so rank, that while Jenn was in the dressing room at Dillard's, I was forced to wander around the women's shoes doing a little cloud seeding. I'm not sitting in my own stank.

by chromigula January 11, 2010

searing the jumbo shrimp

to jerk off

"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"

by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003