Scrumpy

Cant team play if life depended on it and always gets sidetrack if sees glyph mid chase and needs to collect it.
Ass

"I see Scrumpy looping the killer, And... She stopped for the glyph"

by The Blight June 4, 2025

The Scrappy Johnson

When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime

I gave my wife the scrappy johnson the other day and she couldnt walk straight for two days

by Sjeveryday December 19, 2015

Plum scrumpy

When a dog owner is walking their small dog (eg. Yorkshire Terrier) on a sidewalk in a large urban centre and as the dog begins deficating on the sidewalk the owner picks up the dog to move said dog to the grass. During the movement the dog leaves behind plum scrumpies.

Oh man... Was walking to work today and this dude let his dog plum scrumpy all in front of me. Fuck that guy.

by mealinlovesit March 14, 2019

Mini.Scrappy

Child soldier

Mini.scrappy ok

by fluffyebik February 14, 2021