Harry Scotter

A penis (size doesn't matter) that has surpassed the expiration date. Usually pretty dank and smelly, and always extremely hairy. Usually worn by old men.

Dude, I was in the changing room and this fat old man had a disgusting harry scotter.

by dieselnator June 22, 2009

Spotted Tongue

When One Person, By Use of A Rope, Spreads Another Person's AssCheeks open, so their rectum is stretched. The Person then licks the rectum until it bleeds.

my girlfriend gave me a spotted tongue. My Asshole Still Burns.

by Rick December 20, 2004

scatted

the past tense of skeet.

sombody scatted all over that mirror

by dlmp February 27, 2009

Chevy Scottsdale

Old ass shitty truck that pseudo bad ass men drive. Most of these trucks go through more drive trains than tires. Normally these trucks are driven by hill-jacks who drink and drive, as well as hunt. Scottdales usually house grungy men who have not shaven or have had a haircut for many,many months. If driving one of these trucks, you may as well end the suffering and buy a Toyota so that the accelerator pedal can stick and you can drive off a cliff.

The young man driving his Chevy Scottsdale has learned the only thing it is good for is a boat anchor.

by redneck135 February 24, 2010

Snotted

Being Intoxicated.

"Oh man! I drank so much beer last night! I am completely snotted"

by snwbrdngsfinest December 7, 2009

Scottsdalian Wrap-up

This is a very difficult task to accomplish, but acquires strength, agility, and extreme thrusting powers. Its when a man thrusts so hard that both testicles jam up in the vagina causing a blood clot in the clitorial area. Thus speaking the man walks away unharmed, on the other hand, the lady wadles away to the E.R. (In much pain....)

NOT RECOMMENDED FOR AMATEUR SEXERS

" Dude i heard that your sister got a Scottsdalian Wrap-up last night and that she had internal bleeding for over a month!!"

" No way man you heard that story!! That was all me man!!! HAHAA sucks for that bitch I never even liked her HA!"

by The Sexifier September 28, 2009

Scouted

Tell me really is you bout it, talkin big'll get you scouted!

Damn nigga you been scouted!

by Scouted February 9, 2017