turd satchel

a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.

“dude, can i please use your turd satchel? i left mine at home and i rly gotta fucking dump”

by sweetpickleluver24 September 9, 2021

Whiskey Satchel

To suckle a nice single barrel from the sack and or taint of your closest and most favorite gentleman friend.

Sure is hot! Jimmy fetch the whiskey satchel from uncle Steve!!

by Sghhh December 14, 2021

Tijuana satchel

The act of covertly defecating in another's person's purse, messenger bag, backpack, suitcase or similar luggage.

After getting fired from work, on his way out of the office, Dave turned the HR lady's purse into a Tijuana Satchel.

by Walfer March 23, 2023

sneezing in a satchel

Another term for "eating the pussy"

Sneezing in a satchel is the easiest way to get a girl off

by satchelsneezer69 January 30, 2017

satchel

Can be a verb or adjective.

Verb:
a) to slouch around wearing scruffy leather jackets and bluntstones, looking incredibly mangy, untidy and unkept.
b) to smoke a copious amount of marijuana.

Adjective: can describe anything, however usually describes someone or some action of the know-it-all, douche-bagish nature.

Verb: "i woke up late and satchel'd around Queen street yesterday"
"lets satchel it up"

Adjective: "wow that was a satchel move, man"

by beachface March 29, 2009

satchewski

a giant hudderite with huge ass hands

I hate Jon, he's such a satcheswki!

by Tristan February 4, 2004

satchel

The scrotum or ballsack.
see satchel bomb.

I banged my satchel on the doornob.ouch!

by jason&mikey February 25, 2003