peanut butter spoon

The loser got hit by a loser so he ate a peanut butter spoon

peanut butter spoon - donut operator

by ImRed6000 September 18, 2020

spoon burner

Spoon burner refers to one who is an intravenous drug abuser. Most intravenous drug abusers will 'cook up' their hit on a spoon using kitchen matches or a zippo lighter before drawing up the mixture into a syringe ready for injection.

Spoon Burner (under the infuence) - have ye got 27 pence for ma train fair home mate.

Passer by - Get tae fuck ya mad spoon burner.

by Dool January 10, 2007

Wooden Spoon Speed

Wooden Spoon Speed is the speed at which a child runs at while being persued by said childs enraged parent.

any person can run at wooden spoon speed.

after lil jonny broke the window, he ran at wooden spoon speed to hide under his bed.

by JehovahsWittnessProtectionUnit April 12, 2010

hot spoon

The spoon used for heating and dissolving heroin.

Demi Lovato always plays with her hot spoons

by Jihadi Trucker March 10, 2020

coon spoon

large spoon used to cook crack. most comonly found in a house full of black people.

billy: why is there a coon spoon on your table?
johnny: some niggers were cookin crack before they left

by Rollin Smoke January 10, 2007

spoon

Affectionate cuddling where the man lays behind the woman, usually with both people being in a fetal-type position and arms wrapped onto the woman's chest.

My girl always wants to spoon, but I just wanna fork!

by Shawnster April 20, 2005

There is no Spoon

A phrase popularized by Keanu Reeve's character Neo in The Matrix, acting as a turning point for Neo's mentality regarding the reality of the Matrix.

'There is no spoon' implies that, despite all visual, physical, or mental evidence to the contrary, the thing in question does not exist.

A man walking in the desert sees an oasis appear as from nowhere. "There is no spoon." And he walks away.

*

"Dude, I just saw Bigfoot! Man, he was right there!"

"There is no spoon."

by LouisTsunami November 12, 2009