Same Difference

what you say when something isn't the same thing in order to make it true

Person A: Did you see that raven?
Person B: That was a crow dude
Person A: Same thing
Person B: no it isn't
Person A: fine same difference
Person B: whatever

by CronanDrkGameYT June 24, 2018

Same Old Madness

In the morning, reading the paper
Read the front page to the back page
Welcome to the nuclear age
No more time for vicious outrage

Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness

Riots in London, riots in Ireland
Riots in Tokyo, riots in Thailand
Riots right here in our homeland
Reagan sits behind while sneering
Soviets are domineering
Third world states need engineering
No more time for loving and caring

Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness

In the evening, reading the paper
Read the front page through the back page
Welcome to the modern age
It's the very latest craze

Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness

by Death Menace March 21, 2023

SAME SEX MARRIAGE

A "same sex marriage" is someone who has crows feet and looks like a woman, but doesn't have a menstrual cycle, so is a man.

Doctor: "Did you see any blood coming from between its legs?"
Patients husband: "No. Is my wife a same sex marriage then, Doc?"
Doctor: "Yeah, it looks like yr wifes a man!!! Get off the 321 bus"
Patients husband: "But all she's got is a CO2 emitting car for me to drive"
Doctor: "I'm afraid its no longer within our remit."
Patients Husband: "But what about the environment?"

by Usebleach August 3, 2020

same samin it

two people of the same sex engage in something sexual

she1: "yo i heard she was same samin it at that party"
she2: "haha maybe, shes straight as a rainbow"

by kellyjahole November 28, 2007

Same-Sex Marriage

Sex in a relationship that, for one reason or another, has degenerated to near nothing. No one in this marriage is getting any except with themselves anymore. Happens after one or both loses interest or gets fed up with the joyless sex of the other. May take years of normal marriage to get to this point usually preceded by a period of sex that feels a lot like wanking anyway. Neither has the balls to admit it or the wherewithall to go out and just cheat on the other to get off. Also characterized to close friends - who couldn't help noticing the chill - as "mature" love.

Fred and Wendy practised same-sex marriage - after almost 20 years of marriage, their sex life was almost non-existent - if it hadn't been for the wanking they secretly indulged privately in, there wouldn't be any at all.

by Luvlos Whadacost March 3, 2011

Same here

Phrase used amongst fictional homosexual characters who are experiencing angst due to bad parenting and loveless childhoods, to confirm to their partners that even though they are incapable of saying so aloud, they are madly in love with them.
Used when said fictional homosexual characters are, for whatever reason, emotionally screwed up.

"And, and, I think...these feelings have a word...and you don't have to say this back, but...I love you, Noah."
"Luke...same here?"
Audience: "Pfft lame, go take a wild hayride."

by Zrina April 16, 2009

same same

it means same , but told in a exaggerated way .When you want to tell someone how you and the other person have something in common , you can tell this

girl:i have blue shoes
another girl:aye same same

by alokhegdumdums July 8, 2021