Swedish stethoscope

You take an ikea table and flip it on its side...then make your partner fuck the table leg and listen through the top of the table.

Bro after Jenny and I went to IKEA I was able to give her a Swedish stethoscope.

by Doctor cocktor September 21, 2014

swedish dildo

Another name for a double-sided dildo utilized when two bottom gay males have sex.

Ted: Hey, I was watchin some gay porn last night, and two bottoms were rammin asses with this weird thing in between them.

Ralph: Oh yeah? It was probably a swedish dildo.

by Kate Sjostrand April 1, 2008

swedish watch

when someone asks about the tima and you pull out your penis and wrap it around your wrist like a watch and pretend to check the time. Very funny but you ought to be careful whos around as to avoid charges of sexual misconduct(not good)

john pulled a swedish watch on those chicks and i couldnt stop laughing

by sd spangler April 19, 2004

Swedish Rape

When an male has normal, consensual sex with a female, and still gets into legal trouble afterwards.

Did you hear about that guy's swedish rape case? Apparently, he hurt the girl's feelings :(

by Randomizer101 January 6, 2011

Swedish wave

the act of farting under the sheets of your bed and then lifting them up and dropping them back down to have all the fart air come rushing up at your face.

If you dont suck my dick im gonna give you a swedish wave!

by estebancornhaver January 3, 2008

Swedish Blowjob

The act of non-consensual anal sex with a prior warning. In order for it to truly be considered a swedish blowjob the victim must be warned to stop an activity or they will be given a swedish blowjob. Typically a blowjob is an act of gratitude or admiration which makes the threat of a swedish blowjob appear less threatening to the would be victim, but is in actuality the most aggressive form of sexual penetration save only a skull rape.

"Stop being such a little bitch or I'm going to give you a swedish blowjob!"

"Come say that to my face and I'll give you a swedish blowjob!"

Or, in a slight variation, "I was doing so well and then I got a swedish blowjob".

by SwedishBlowjobRob July 7, 2010

Swedish Compass

The top of a can of snuff, it doesnt show you where your going or where you been instead it shows you who is lost.

Used primarily by Yoopers, or people from the upper penninsula of Michigan.

When the fudgee stopped and asked for directions to deer camp, I told him to take a look at his Swedish Compass.

by MattDaYooper May 4, 2007