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Twat Swat

When engaging in sexual acts, the partner pats, slaps, or "swats" the females pussy in a rapid, repetitive manner in order to arouse the female.
Once I gave her a few Twat Swats, she was hornier than a peacock.
by AmericanBadass January 23, 2013
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swatting mosquitos

Did you hear chase swatting mosquitos in the bathroom?
by swat it hard March 2, 2017
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GB SWATS

GB swats, they are good you should look up how to make one.
“Hey Greg you wanna take some GB swats
by Your life sucks if your on her December 18, 2021
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Swat

Slang- Exclamation of excitement or aprovel, normally followed by hitting whatever hard surface is near.
Okay, so everyone is at the table, SWAT.
by S W A T November 15, 2018
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SWAT

When you wanna cop shit so hard you go in like SWAT.
Damn bro you see them air force ones on stockx? I'm about to SWAT that shit.
by Dopecracka July 1, 2020
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post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
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Twat Swat

A twat swat is where you give a girl a hard swat right in the twat. Most affective when the girl is on their bleedy time
Asia: Yo Brady your girl was being a bitch last night

Brady: oh I know I gave that bitch a swift Twat Swat
by George kalahan May 10, 2016
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