strip ping pong

A game best played when your opponent is drunk and very attractive.

Note: Layers are a crucial strategy for this game.

by amc December 15, 2004

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Do you understand what the I'm saying?

Eddie: She was one ugly biatch. I did not want anything to do with her. Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Jim: Absolutely.

by e_briz August 6, 2008

strip ping pong

Either classic Table Tennis played in the nude, or the same game played like Strip Poker. Each time a player loses a match, they lose a piece of clothing. It is advisable for female participants to choose to keep their bras rather than their panties, as free boobs can severely impediment the game.

Generally played socially rather than competitively.

Unfortunately Sharpanova said no to a game of strip ping pong.

by Coldy! December 26, 2004

Time Tripping

When you take some really good acid tabs you end up in the mid 60's if you get a bad one you end up in the late eighties. Generally sold by brett and jermaine of flight of the conchords when they aren't playing a show.

I was time tripping back to the mid 60s and saw David Bowie at a fondue party.

by Twentys1x December 10, 2009

Tripping on Twigs

When your walking down the street, and your balls slap against your legs and your ass cheeks clap together; that's tripping on twigs

Yo this dudes tripping on twigs.

by The Raven Himself September 29, 2014

slipping the d

Inserting the male genitals into the female's vagina

"Yo son, just slip her the d!"

"How'd things go with her?"..."Oh ya know...I slipped her the d"

"What are you doing?"..."Just slipping the d"

by g-dub crew August 21, 2006