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Power Shopper

A person who values their time and hates having to go shopping. "In and out" is the only way they know how to shop, regardless of quantity of items. A power shopper might come across as aggressive and impatient, but they know what they want and where their items are, hence, they see no reason to stroll and dilly-dally and feign that they are thinking of what they want or need to buy.

Power shoppers are known to fill a grocery basket to half-full in under two-minutes. In stores with narrow aisles, they park their cart at the end of the aisle and jog into the aisle, get what they need and toss their items into their baskets from three feet away. They take great pride in always making the basket and never breaking any items.
The man ran his cart into Trader Joe's and began tossing bananas, bags of nuts, loaves of bread and a dozen Clif Bars into his cart. A slow-witted snowbird refused to step aside when he said "excuse me," so he spun around the woman like an NFL tailback, tossed his frozen veggies into his cart and headed back toward the cash register.

A senior citizen commented to her husband, "Did you see how rude that man was?"

The old husband commented, "Nah. He's not rude. He was polite. He said 'Excuse me.' The lady taking up the aisle... who didn't move, SHE was the rude one. I wish I was still young enough to be a 'power shopper,' in my day, I could power shop with the best of 'em.
by ZonaCat Hansen November 26, 2010
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sloppy face

prescilla got a sloppy face by brandon.
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Sideways Sloppyjoe

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth
by David November 8, 2003
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Sloppy Hiroshima

When you are in a porta pottie and are taking a huge shit, a shit so large it is almost of equivalent size and nature to the bomb dropped on Hiroshima. Suddenly, you get the urge to jack off or have sloppy butt sex with a random person. Because the lotion is so far away, you scoop out some shit from the toilet and use that as lubricant.
1. One time John went into the porta pottie after Kyle did the Sloppy Hiroshima to his girlfriend...he is currently in therapy.

2.

Cameron:dude I gotta take a shit, where's the porta pottie?

Matt: It's over there but I wouldn't use it, last night Fernando got drunk and did a sloppy hiroshima in there.

Cameron: Dude, fuck him.
by Thatfatguydatdadrunkgirlshooku September 2, 2012
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Women Be Shoppin'

Humans, of the female sex persuasion, are generally inclined to engage in the act of commerce. To that end, women do tend to engage in retail commercial transactions for receipt of items in exchange for currency. Likewise, it is a fact that females in all age brackets thoroughly enjoy the commerce related activities.
Whilst cruising the local retail centre, and upon observing several female patrons huddled together handling multiple containers of newly-purchased items, a young man glances at his cohort and says simply: "Women be shoppin'!"
by Rion & The Fond (c/o Swell) August 11, 2010
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Slopped Out

When a female has sex numerous times a day and her vigina is stretched out from all the entries. Or from having sex with a guy who has a very large penis.
Man I had this chick last night and she was all slopped out. felt like screwing a jar of mayonnaise.
by Jessica Henderson August 7, 2007
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Sloppy Toppy

gilbert- "Hey hailey i want that good, spin cycle, samsung sloppy toppy"
hailey- "no"
by CumHereOften? December 1, 2020
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