turbo stds

The mega stds. Once infected a victim will cry sexual fluids out of their anus. There is no knoe cure and it mostly affects midgets.

"Oh shit, the midget gave me turbo stds!"

by butmincherherpes May 18, 2018

iPhone STD

You look at so much porn on your phone that it gets a virus...

"I looked at so much porn on my cell it caught a virus...dam iPhone std!"

by Drebob35 April 16, 2017

STD prone

A new word used to replace "Retarded" in high school/college vernacular. The phrase comes from the fact that stupid people are more likely to contract STDs.

That man is STD prone.

Whenever Bhavjot asks me for help I think, "Man that kid is STD prone".
Wow those kids seem STD prone.

by johnappleseed2001 October 30, 2019

Mexican STD

An unwanted pregnancy.

Did you hear that Caroline has a Mexican STD?

by PSD PRIDE December 2, 2011

STD queen

Robs mom

Jim and Ted had an excellent adventure with the STD queen.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003

STD Museum

Being in the presence of or knowing Katie Crum.

Katie Crum is an STD Museum

by Rowl Buttcheek April 22, 2005

Ear STD

The tingly and/or itchy feeling you get in your ear canal after inserting an earbud that was barrowed by a friend.

I always use protection to avoid catching an ear STD. Therefore, I use Skullcandy.

by RainboWarrior January 28, 2011