Steamboat Clown Hat

Arose in Steamboat, Colorado due to the large number of young males and small number of young, nubile women. It desciribes the women that are earthy, hippie types that prefer not to shave or trim their pussy hair (and often their legs or underarms). If their hair sticks out from the sides of their panties, it is like a clown hat like where the clown has big hair sticking out the sides of his hat and all around his head.

Tom: Man, how was that chick last night?
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.

Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!

by jmo12345 February 12, 2013

steamboat salad

You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.

Once upon a time I took your mom to dinner and steamboat salad your mom

by miles davis5678485 February 14, 2014

stramber

Jerking someone off with your non-dominant hand turned upside down.

She gave me the stramber and it was better then her regular handys.

by TheWorldIsYours January 10, 2015

Steambugging

To mindlessly peruse the steam game store looking for a game to buy when you don't even have a clue what type of game you're looking for. In fact, you don't even need to buy a game as you still have about 20 in your library that you've not even started.

But steambuggin can easily take up a good 30 - 40 minutes per session. The session usually results in the well trodden dance of. Purchase>guilt>installation>playing>disappointment>lying to your friends about how good it is>refund request>refund>delete.

Now and again a delightful gem can be unearthed amidst all the rubbish though.

I was steambugging 3 weeks ago. I spent a good hour trying to find a game. I ended up buying no mans sky. It was totally shite.

But I was embarrassed and couldn't admit to my friends that it was rubbish and I'd fallen for the hype. So I requested a refund, but it was too late.

I still have no mans sky.

It's still rubbish.

I hate my friends.

I sometimes hate steambugging.

by dread robot noid January 24, 2017

Steamboat

When your cannabis pipe is clogged with too much resin and you clean it by smoking the resin using a puffing method.

"My new glass pipe is finally full of resin, hand me a lighter so I can steamboat it clean."

by Undead Meathead April 9, 2017

steamboat moe

Moe fat hookers than anywhere!!!

You'd have to be a heterosexual transtesticle to not get laid around here, bunch a Steamboat Moes can't have whoopie for free, let alone charge for it!!!!!!

by PT-Nail April 12, 2017

steamboat package

Very similar to the Steamboat, however this includes the girl sucking your package while sticking your ass in a girls breasts and fart. Related to the motorboat. Not to be confused with the hot carl or the cleveland steamer.

My girlfriend and I had Mexican food this evening, perfect opportunity to do the Steamboat Package.

by TheHubShow September 30, 2017