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Splatter Patter

by Bigdickenergy420692 March 29, 2020
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Vagina splatter

When ya bangin pals ma so hard her pussy explodes and it gets on the ceiling!
I tapped pals mom so fuckin hard her pussy splattered all over the walls

Vagina splatter
by Pal March 23, 2022
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Splatter

From Kate Bornstein's My New Gender Workbook:

What happens to us when we have to be too many identities or genders to too many people at the same time.

Simply put, being too many different versions of yourself at once in a social situation.
My coworkers onvited me to dinner, and didnt know I was gay, me and my partner talked to other coworkers at the dinner and decided it wasnt worth the convo, so a lot of splattering happened that night.
by dvdslayer April 7, 2024
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Splatter Platter

The face of the woman on the receiving end of a bukkake party.
It probably took Molly a few hours to clean her splatter platter after last night's orgy.
by HxC RiFF November 12, 2023
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splatter guard

A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.
Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.
by jman2001 May 20, 2014
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Splatter the matter

“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”
by subtronic October 11, 2018
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splatter bowl blitz

shit all o'er tha place
yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!
by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011
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