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Speed Parachute 

When someone blows speed up your anal orifice.
The playmate I dated stuck a speed parachute up my ass once without really letting on to what she was up to and holy fuck I was a chunk of granite and must of pumped a few quarts of chowder out whenever she decided I should. That was one fucked up fuck fest. Mostly in the kitchen.
Speed Parachute by Sam Moj November 30, 2021
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speed of science 

When you don't have time to properly vet or test your products before unleashing them to the world, but in an act of hubris and perhaps a dash of malice, you release it on the world and hope for the best. Bonus points if you can get governments to mandate it.
We had to move at the speed of science to really understand what was taking place in the market. And from that point of view we had to do everything at risk. I think Dr Pfizer chief executive Albert Bourla, even though he’s not here, would turn around and say to you himself, ‘If not us then who?
speed of science by 🐸Pepe🐸 October 12, 2022

Speed Run 

In video games. Sometimes Tool Assisted. When a player completes the game as fast as possible, disreguarding the enviornment, difficulty and minor enemies.
He completed a Speed Run of Resident Evil in 1:23!
Speed Run by VidCom Ind. July 11, 2009

speed goggles 

When you're opinion of a member of the opposite sex changes based on how fast he/she is. Very common among top cross-country runners, track athletes, swimmers, etc. Although throwers and jumpers are not basing on speed, but rather throwing or jumping ability, the term "speed goggles" is still applied.
Guy 1- "Man that girl is fine."
Guy 2- "She's decent but you're rockin your speed goggles a little too much"

speed king

someone who has the habit of overspeeding when driving.
it might be fun to be a speed king but it can be deadly too.
speed king by J-shay December 28, 2005

Speed Bagging 

A sexual act wherein one male partner maintains a squatting position whilst the other partner, male or female, lays underneath and goes to pound town on the testicles with both their fists.
"why can't you walk straight?"
"I was on the receiving end of speed bagging last night"
Speed Bagging by Fusion2410 February 26, 2019