Sneezing Turtlehead

The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.

I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.

by Jellis4u2 December 12, 2010

digital sneeze

A term for blasting out your beliefs on the Internet in the form of shares and re-shares. It can spread germs, and no one really wants to get sneezed on.

Digital sneezes abound on Facebook in the form of political articles.

by NerdyBirdee February 28, 2017

sneeze rain

When you sneeze from a high vantage point and rain a fine mucus based mist on some unfortunate fellow

"it is sneeze raining cats and dogs"
"He sneeze rained on my parade"

by Cam Lee November 17, 2007

nob sneeze

male ejaculation. especially thick, male ejaculation.

1.oh shit, i'm gonna nob sneeze!

2.she still had the remains of last night's nob sneeze in her hair.

3.i am about to sneeze on your face.

by Joniquai March 20, 2005

pickle sneeze

Ejaculation

"Dude, last night your sister made my pickle sneeze"

by aviator35 December 04, 2008

sneeze punch

When somebody is about to sneeze, you rear back your right forearm with a clenched fist, and with the strength of a thousand lumberjacks, punch them in the chest to prevent the sneeze...

Cody "Ahhhh-AHHHHHH"

Chris *punches Cody in the chest with fury worthy of Street Fighter II*

Cody "FUCK!"

Cliff "Haha, you got tha sneeze punch!"

by Chris Hambrick June 22, 2007

dick sneeze

sticky substance forming on the tip of a penis even though ejaculation has not recently occured. can be caused by drinking diet coke. can be described as slimy, sticky, translucent snot.

"hey buddy, you want a diet coke?" "no thanks man, that shit gives me a dick sneeze."

by Prego Midget December 26, 2003