simple shit

Something so simple a brain-dead potato with no eyes could do it blindfolded.

Problem is that some people find simple shit really tough or even impossible to understand.

To further understand it, read the examples. This is simple shit.

Tommy: nnngggfff mffff ngggggmmmm
Daddy: It's 20 below and you lick the lamp post? Come on, this is simple shit.
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Dick: I got 3rd degree burns and can't sit or shit without agony. Aaaagh!

Joe: You tried to light a fart! This is simple shit.
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Annie:My shit tastes horrid!
Suzy: God, Annie, this is such simple shit.
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by verbusaccidentibus August 10, 2010

SimplyNailogical

I friken love her so PLS approve

I love SimplyNailogical

by Nini1302584 January 31, 2019

Simplisticated

It's opposite of complicated. To have something so simple it's to simple.

This evening just got so much more simplisticated now that I have nothing to do.

by DuhBomb December 30, 2009

Simpletarian

Someone who believes in the simplicities of life. Appreciating all that you have - love, family, friends, health, a roof over your head, food to eat. Material possessions are not happiness.

Simpletarian Love Health

by Ang Leone February 18, 2010

Simple boi

A man often stoned, slow to react, repeats convsersations previously discussed 30 seconds before hand.

Maguire is a simple boi

by weechris123 January 31, 2012

Shoutouts to simpleflips

This phrase is usually used to annoy super mario 64 speedrunner called simpleflips.
The word shoutout lost it's meaning after becoming meme

Weird sm64 romhack: *says shoutouts to simpleflips*
Simpleflips: "lol"

by Davri April 10, 2018

Fuckface von Simpleton

An apt nickname for the dark-haired junior, even more clueless and simple-minded Donald Trump.

Fuckface von Simpleton continues to act like a deer caught in the headlights as the volume of his previously secret play dates with Russian oligarchs comes into sharp focus.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018