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2. A lying cheating male who routinely goes after a girlfriends friends.
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Sheep is a cloven-hooved, hollow-horned animal. There are over 900 different breeds of sheep througout the world, and only about 70 live in the United States.
Not all sheep breeds have horns. In fact, most of them don't. When sheep don't have horns, they are considered polled. If they have little stubs that are loosely attached to their head, those are called scurs. Also, not all sheep have wool. Some breeds, like the Katahdin and Wiltshire Horn, have hair, like a goat.
Sheep's tails need to be docked when they're born for sanitary reasons. Sheep were not originally designed to have wool; they were bred to have wool, and wet manure + wool + long tail + hot day = tail stuck to the body so the animal cannot poop, and it puts the sheep in medical jeopardy. Hair sheep's tails do not need to be docked.
Sheep are docile, gentle, and friendly. They only "baa" when they're seperated from their flockmates or if they see you coming to feed them.
Female sheep are called ewes. Intact male sheep are called rams. Castrated rams are called wethers. Sheep under 1 year old are called lambs. One year old sheep are called yearlings.
Rams are mean - especially around breeding season (fall for seasonal breeders and all the time for year-round breeders). NEVER trust a ram because if they ram into you, they could break a bone. And never put two unfamiliar rams together in a large pen. They will kill each other.
Despite common belief, sheep are anything but stupid. In fact, universities have studied the intelligence of sheep and they came up with the conclusion that they are as smart as pigs! (Pigs are extremely smart...just go to YouTube and type in "pig tricks".)
Sheep are also confused with goats. There are SO many differences, it's annoying when people can't tell a sheep from a goat. Goats go "maa," sheep go "baa." Goats are browsers, sheep are grazers. Goat's tails are up, sheep's tails are down. Plus, sheep are extremely sensitive to copper in their diet, so you should NEVER feed them any food intended for cattle, goats, horses, llamas, or any other animal, because it WILL kill them.
Sheep also make great pets (I have four of my own).
Not all sheep breeds have horns. In fact, most of them don't. When sheep don't have horns, they are considered polled. If they have little stubs that are loosely attached to their head, those are called scurs. Also, not all sheep have wool. Some breeds, like the Katahdin and Wiltshire Horn, have hair, like a goat.
Sheep's tails need to be docked when they're born for sanitary reasons. Sheep were not originally designed to have wool; they were bred to have wool, and wet manure + wool + long tail + hot day = tail stuck to the body so the animal cannot poop, and it puts the sheep in medical jeopardy. Hair sheep's tails do not need to be docked.
Sheep are docile, gentle, and friendly. They only "baa" when they're seperated from their flockmates or if they see you coming to feed them.
Female sheep are called ewes. Intact male sheep are called rams. Castrated rams are called wethers. Sheep under 1 year old are called lambs. One year old sheep are called yearlings.
Rams are mean - especially around breeding season (fall for seasonal breeders and all the time for year-round breeders). NEVER trust a ram because if they ram into you, they could break a bone. And never put two unfamiliar rams together in a large pen. They will kill each other.
Despite common belief, sheep are anything but stupid. In fact, universities have studied the intelligence of sheep and they came up with the conclusion that they are as smart as pigs! (Pigs are extremely smart...just go to YouTube and type in "pig tricks".)
Sheep are also confused with goats. There are SO many differences, it's annoying when people can't tell a sheep from a goat. Goats go "maa," sheep go "baa." Goats are browsers, sheep are grazers. Goat's tails are up, sheep's tails are down. Plus, sheep are extremely sensitive to copper in their diet, so you should NEVER feed them any food intended for cattle, goats, horses, llamas, or any other animal, because it WILL kill them.
Sheep also make great pets (I have four of my own).
by Sheep Girl July 26, 2009
Get the Sheep mug.A male person, often of New Zealand birth, who, due to his propensity for copulating with sheep, causes said sheep to be concerned upon sight of said sheep violater.
by Busted Hyman August 5, 2007
Get the sheep worrier mug.The sexual act of dressing a well-fed female in a sheep costume and chasing her around a house and then having sex with her. Howling and bleating are encouraged.
Man I'm tired, I've been sheepdoggin' randos all night.
I can't believe Robbie took me sheepdoggin' on the first date.
I can't believe Robbie took me sheepdoggin' on the first date.
by Lorenzo the Luchador May 16, 2011
Get the Sheepdoggin' mug.Shiksa schlepper-A Jewish guy who always has to bring a BEAUTIFUL Blonde Catholic girl to all social events, to one-up his friends, and make the Jewish girls jealous.
Melvin brought this gorgeous blonde to our Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity party last night. Killer body, too! What a shiksa schlepper!
by B. Ebstein February 16, 2008
Get the shiksa schlepper mug.A mixture of shit, blood, and ejaculation that dribbles from an anus for upto a day after recieving anal sex. The anus is not able to contain it's fluids so will leak until the shlepola is either gone, or the anus tightens before that. The speed at which the anus tightens is greatly effected by the circumfrence of the penis.
Shlepola can be identified by as a dark brown-red snail trail figure down somebodies pant leg, starting close to the anus. It is also common to be able to smell the shlepola when close enough to the source.
If you are able to collect an ounce of your shlepola and have either you or your partner injest it, a small, slimy troll like creature will crawl out within the week and give you a half hour of any sexual favors you or your partner ask.
Shlepola can be identified by as a dark brown-red snail trail figure down somebodies pant leg, starting close to the anus. It is also common to be able to smell the shlepola when close enough to the source.
If you are able to collect an ounce of your shlepola and have either you or your partner injest it, a small, slimy troll like creature will crawl out within the week and give you a half hour of any sexual favors you or your partner ask.
My shlepola leakage was so intense that i had to resort to jamming 20 cottonballs in my anus and was only able to retrieve 15.
by pissfacehamsterlicker December 6, 2011
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