Kobe and “Shaq”qin

When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.

Man me and my bro got freaky last night, we were Kobe and “Shaq”qin in the bathroom.

by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024

Waste man shaq

That one friend we all have that has a weirdly closure bond with his father and calls him waste man shaq and gets messagoesjnfrok him in the middle of school and his dad calls him mate.

Yo waste man shaq u gud G?

by YungMoYeezy September 3, 2019

Big Shaq

THE THING GOES SKRATTTTTTTTT PAP PAP KA KA KA SKIDIDI KAT KAT AND A PURTTTT PURTTTT POUMMM

What do the cat : The cat goes meow
What do the dog : The dog goes wouf
What do Big shaq :THE THING GOES SKRATTTTT PAP PAP KA KAAK

by $£@n November 3, 2017

shaq slap

1) originating from the act of backboard breaking, come into common usage as an expression of disrespect executed with the harshest of attitudes.

2) adult-contemporary rock band based in Berlin

1) oh shit dawg, see that fuckin throwdown. dude laid the shaq slap on that turdnippler.

by m-flo relluf February 18, 2008

Big Shaq

Basically a god. Yu dun now.

Is that our lord and savior Big Shaq?
Yes it is. Now bow.

by robertthenazi February 19, 2018

Sloppy Shaq

Have someone raise you on a forklift so that your hips are the height of the broad's head. By painting the rest of the picture, you will be Shaquille O'Neal himself.

Oh boy I sure do want a sloppy shaq from my ex tonight

by Shaqlord February 1, 2021

Love Shaq

A song by B-52s about how much they fuking love Shaquille Oneal

Person 1: yo this song slaps
Person 2: yeah, is that love Shaq?
Person 3: yo they must really love Shaq
Person 2: who doesn't?
Person 3: I'm getting bricked up just thinking about him!
Shaq: There's plenty of me to go around guys!

by Abraham H. Parnassus June 1, 2022