scousers

scousaa's rnt robbin lil cunts allrite!
n alsoo der nt:
smelly!
drugies!
sluts,slags or CAM WHORES!

n soo fkn wot iv ppl bounce rnd in trakys, all lads shud wear:
timberland tracky (black)
north face coat (black)
black gloves
black lowie
trainies :P

nt like those swetty ugly wools n mancs wiff der: (gurls)
slak bak jelled hair in a fkn bun sittin on der edd
big fake gold earings in
a rebok traky jacket on wiff a belly top n a slutyy skirt n trainies haha lol

whaa mancs n wools wear: (boiis)
swetty lil rebok trakys white <<<---WTF! lol
gay trainies (lotto)
jelled hair EEE!

SCOUSAA WURDS!
BOSS / GREAT
LARR / MATE/FRIEND
BIZZIES / POLICE
BEVVEED / DRUNK
SPLIFF / ROLIIE
JOINT / SPLIFF WII WEED OR ROCKY
GARYZZ / ECSTADY
FIT! / SHEXII, GAWJUSS, MEE!
DIVVY / STUPIID
SMELLY,SWETTY, DICKLESS FUKERS / MANCS
L.F.C <<<---- CHAMPOINS!

LIVAAPOOL ROCKS!!!

SAYINZZ:
runnin rnd likee a *blue assed fly*
eeee luks likee daa unchbak ov *notradam!*
eeee's gtta *mouwf* likee a parish oven
mee gobs (mouwf) like thaa bottum ovv a *burdcage!*
mee *nosee* is runnin like a glass blowaa ass!
bald asaa melon!
yaa as *awkwad* ass yaa 'alf daft daaa
eee's gtta *personality* likea lumpaa dog shit!

GOO SICK !

SCOUSERS RULE !

by CHARLOTTE&&ELLE January 13, 2008

scouse house

Scouse House

C'ya in R Ouse,in Cany Farm,where we Dance and Toot !!!!!!! later kidda.

by Conor Mooney January 20, 2004

Scouse

People who Lie, Cheat and Steal. Or generally, most people from the Red side of Liverpool.

Lie : Steven Gerrard. Claims to be Liverpool through and through, despite being photographed with Everton shirts (Liverpool's local rivals) when a youth, which indicates he is also a Gloryhunter. Handing in transfer requests because teh Rentboys (Chelski) double the money he was payed at 'his team'

Cheat : Steven Gerrard. Cheats by diving. Falls without being touched in order to win a game for his team.

Steal : The Citizens of Liverpool. Steal benefits. Despite being ablely bodied but just too lazy to be educated properly. Typical Scouse

by Rosso Bianco e Nero December 9, 2008

scouse african

a little thieving scally who for the purposes of glory and trying to evade shame desperately tries to claim he is from south africa, when truly he is a dirty little unwashed rat who originates from a skip outside goodison park.this unfortunate little cunt was raised by wolves, resulting in him not being able to socialise with humans and having outrageously excessive leg hair growth.

that cunts a little socuse african
thieving little scouse african
some scouse african's robbed my shoes
wales is a cunt

by matt rumsey March 2, 2008

scouse eyelash

another name for pubic hair. so called as pubic hair is curly, as is the hair of scousers.

i had a scouse eyelash trapped in my teeth after eating out my girlfriend because the bitch hadnt shaved her pussy.

by mofo69 November 10, 2004

scouse eyelash

A PUBE, curly and long. a sluts eyelash

her scouse eyelashes were long and full of fanny nuggets

by mike November 10, 2004

scouter

In england - a liverpudlian. Someone from Liverpool.

Archie: That liverpool fan had a well weird accent.
Jughead: Whaddya expect he's a scouter.

by mike_o_matic November 14, 2006