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Runescape

A noobish game that teens play.. they fight and get swords and other random things.. In order to pass the tutorial you need to cook shrimp and do other stuff..

It's addictive
Girl: Hey uhm.. You wanna go out later?
Boy: Can't Im trying to get onto Level 87 on Runescape..
Girl: That game is so gay..
Boy: You said Runescape was gay? I HATE YOU! I never wanna see you again!

Person 1: ..I just went on Runescape >.<
Person 2: Fuck me, even Habbo is better than Runescape!
by Spongochild December 31, 2008
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jesus where can i start,
1.annoying 12 year olds.
2.nerds who think they are popular because they have 50 people in their clan that only like them cuz of there "mage".
3.people who talk tough behind the computer because they cant say stuff to your face.
4.more addicting then heroine, crack, and cocaine combined.
I used to play this lame ass game, it really touched my social life to where i would want to stay home instead of go make out with girls at the movies or something sweet. I managed to quit and I havent played in about a year and i really dont miss it. Don't even try it out, if you see an ad with runescape on it close the damn page. I even paid to become a member, and my friends never found out i played because if they did i would become a loser. since i quit i gained 53 pounds of muscle and have a really hot girlfriend, and am a sophomore in high school playing varsity basketball, all because i quit and found better things to do in life. Seriously in this game they all call people noobs which makes them sound like a homosexual, you go into this place called varrock where in the center you will find people paying runescape money for someone to be their girlfriend, only to be crushed when there "girlfriend" runs off with the money or turns out to be a boy. I actually saw a case where in the back of some block looking castle (aka lumbridge castle) a dude had payed 3m gp for a girl to become his girlfriend. heres what i saw

boy: i gave you 3m gp so i guess your my gf now
girl: i have to tell you something.
boy: what??
girl: IM A BOY! YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNK'D
*girl runs off with money*
boy: i spent 3 months fishing to get that money!

i seriously fell off my chair laughing
if you play runescape too long, your balls will fall off and be put on the wall by a 50 year old virgin male!
by arabthug101 August 30, 2007
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runescape hater

The type of person who hates the massive multiplayer game "runescape" for no apparent reason commonly stating that the players have no lives.

It is common to expect a runescape hater in a forum to jump in a topic that lightly mentions it and reply saying the game is gay in most cases.

They are quite similar to anime haters.
"Runescape haters need to learn how to forget it even exists."

"Sure the community can be horrible at times, but it's no reason to go all "LOLZ ITS GHEY" like a runescape hater all the time"
by RandomMarine September 6, 2008
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no! just no. this game killed my life, and drove me away from my family. i was like "it's jus a game, my mates play it will be fun".

then i had this crazy urge to start paying to play. then i couldn't stop. when i quit it was like a drug, calling me. i couldn't stop, i can't stop.

it is so shit, but its worse than cigarettes (uh i quit them easy like) and every time i play im bored shitless, but i think to myself, oh 5 more minuted won't hurt and 8 hours have passed and im still there.
friend 1: hey u coming out?
dave: nah im busy wc, sorry maybe later.
friend 2; (on the phone) hey mate you wanna come chop down some tree in real life, my dad gave me an axe.
dave: sos im cutting trees on runescape
friend 3: you wanna come out, ill pay you.
dave: nah im earning cash on runescape.
friend 3: just use an autoer
dave: oh yeh k.
friend 3: ill knock brt
(8 hours later) dave: omg woot 5 magic logs woot im rich!
next day dave is banned and hangs himself.
by chip fat machine May 20, 2008
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runescape

a ridiculously addictive RPG overrun by 11 year olds
a common occurance in runescape
Lordfire8894:hahahahaha n00b!
Dragonslayer01: im so nt a noob i cud beat u in the wildy easy
Lordfire8894: i bet u dont hv an ice whip
Dragonslayer01: i had 3 until i sold them for rune armour so there

another common occurance in runescape
happybabe674:du wana b my bf?
klingonqueen: no
happybabe674: plzzzzzzzzzz
klingonqueen: no
happybabe674: ill pay u 2 b my bf!
klingonqueen: just go away!
by spidercat September 26, 2006
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runecrafting

Dude1: I'm going for 99 runecrafting.
Dude2: You made a 34 in math, what makings you think you can get 99rc?
by Warren A February 13, 2009
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Runescape

1. An MMORPG set in a medieval time frame, with skills to improve, mini-games to play, and is often filled with stupid people calling each other noobs to feel better about themselves.

2. Anything that is really addictive and devours your soul.
1. I'm gonna go play Runescape all night long.

2. Runescape is such a runescape
by beejabeeja June 17, 2006
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