ruben heguertty

a funny and awsome guy who likes meeting new people and also who loves and cares for 1 girl only

that guy really loves his girl,man he such a ruben heguertty

by tres cinco April 5, 2012

Ruben's scale

Ruben's scale is used in psychology to measure the level of slowness of a human being. When a person finds difficulties understanding or doing things the right way he is evaluated on Ruben's scale depending on how slow he is acting and according to stated average.

He is not getting it even after one hour of explanations. He scores 7.0 on Ruben's Scale.

by llame December 4, 2016

Ruben Craib

misogynistic master of rizz that makes so much bank that any girl would happily make the man a sandwich. This man gets more bitches than a porn star and owns more bugattis than andrew tate. He is the true definition of a top g.

"I wish I had as many bitches as Ruben Craib"

"I hate women Ruben Craib"

by HoldendeezNutzz January 30, 2023

Ruben Arias

A handsome , normally Spanish, and looks like Enrique Iglesias. He has the biggest Dick alive, and girls love him. He is a pimp daddy, and also has a brother who likes boys. Amazing Soccer player, and blessed to have an amazing family. Remember his brother likes boys. Brothers name could possibly be (Gabriel Morante)

You are such a Ruben Arias

by Pimp Daddy 101 December 12, 2012

Ruben's Cum

very delicious. very nutritious. good for your health and skin. doctors recommend it.

Ethan Like to eat Ruben's Cum

by Gay_Priest June 22, 2021

Ruben Dance

A simple dance move that can be done in place or in short lunges -- allowing you to move across the dance floor without breaking stride. Easily distinguished by its hip-thrusts.

"Why does everyone know about the Ruben Dance!?"

by Lasant November 14, 2009

being a Ruben

being a complete; asshole, disregarding everyone's safety, taking 4 hours to do something that takes 10 minutes, not quarantining after travel to covid lock down states, not being able to complete a simple task, shopping at dollar tree for everyday meals

Tom was being a Ruben while dropping off his over time slip not returning till several hours later.

by John Dugan December 7, 2020