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Ruben
Ruben is a nasty Mexican man with a beard he has a nasty apartment with bugs beerbottles and 2 cats he doesn’t clean up the poop but he loves the cats , he always wants to be married but doesn’t want to support his wife , always has kids but runs when it comes time to pay for there bills , he rarely showers loves to get drunk and hang out with his friends , he will be tough with a girl but is a coward when a real man shows up .
Ruben
He is the sexiest guy ever and he will treat you like you are the most special girl in the whole world also make you feel so loved too . When you tell him that you love him he will say (yeah i know) but in the end you will find out that that ain't really him. He is the type of guy that will turn you on in a second you could talk to him for hours and it will only seem like 5 second , or you could even hangout with him for 2 hours and it will feel like 2 second. When he gets mad it breaks your heart but give him time because give it 20 minute's and he will be okay saying sorry . He will make everyday of your life seem like that it couldn't get any better. If you have a Ruben keep him and never let him go .