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Ruben Rubio

The strongest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will never tell anyone your secrets because he is loyal and an amazing friend. Any girl would be lucky to have him and all the guys love to be his friend.
Man, I'm glad i have Ruben Rubio as my friend!
by dirtydancinginthemoonlight January 23, 2013
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ruben heguertty

a funny and awsome guy who likes meeting new people and also who loves and cares for 1 girl only
that guy really loves his girl,man he such a ruben heguertty
by tres cinco April 5, 2012
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Ruben Craib

misogynistic master of rizz that makes so much bank that any girl would happily make the man a sandwich. This man gets more bitches than a porn star and owns more bugattis than andrew tate. He is the true definition of a top g.
"I wish I had as many bitches as Ruben Craib"

"I hate women Ruben Craib"
by HoldendeezNutzz January 30, 2023
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Ruben Arias

A handsome , normally Spanish, and looks like Enrique Iglesias. He has the biggest Dick alive, and girls love him. He is a pimp daddy, and also has a brother who likes boys. Amazing Soccer player, and blessed to have an amazing family. Remember his brother likes boys. Brothers name could possibly be (Gabriel Morante)
by Pimp Daddy 101 December 12, 2012
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Ruben's Cum

very delicious. very nutritious. good for your health and skin. doctors recommend it.
by Gay_Priest June 22, 2021
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Ruben Dance

A simple dance move that can be done in place or in short lunges -- allowing you to move across the dance floor without breaking stride. Easily distinguished by its hip-thrusts.
"Why does everyone know about the Ruben Dance!?"
by Lasant November 14, 2009
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being a Ruben

being a complete; asshole, disregarding everyone's safety, taking 4 hours to do something that takes 10 minutes, not quarantining after travel to covid lock down states, not being able to complete a simple task, shopping at dollar tree for everyday meals
Tom was being a Ruben while dropping off his over time slip not returning till several hours later.
by John Dugan December 7, 2020
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