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Rowan is generally quiet, but when he does talk, he usually says something important, or a sarcastic one liner.
Rowan enjoys geography, and even if he isn't the best at sports, he gives 100% every day. Rowan usually has rare facial features, and often Rowan has curly hair, and blue eyes. Rowan doesn't often go after girls, but when he does, he has insane rizz.
Rowan usually watches the NBA, and has great taste in favorite teams. He hates the Grizzlies, and loves the Warriors.
Girl: Hey Rowan, you're looking cute today
Rowan: *ignores them*

Friend: Hey Rowan, wanna pay some fn?
Rowan: Ofc. I'm bouta shit on all y'all
Rowan by WarriorFan08 March 1, 2023
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a hottie shawty with alllllll the rizz and the most sexiest person alive
person: hi your soooooo hot
Rowan: yeah i know, im so hot because my name has viking ancestry
Rowan by Lord of Smurfs March 29, 2023
A guy with a foot fetish who denies it
My friend: Hey you have a foot fetish
Rowan: NO I FUCKING DONT
My friend: *shows the countless screenshots of evidence saying that i like feet*
Rowan: uh oh
Rowan by mucus/maracas September 18, 2023
Rowan is a kind sweet boy with dark black brown hair with dreamy brown eyes, he’s pale and some what .. tall. Rowan has a very heavy good music taste and very cool style of dressing. Rowan is very silly and funny, Rowan has ADHD… and is VERY Autistic.. Rowan acts fruity sometimes but don’t mind him he’s just an alpha 🐺 Rowan is a very loyal and trusting sweet kind nice boy :) … and He’s always rowan down the river 🛶
Me: “ROWAN”

Rowan: “Thats me!”

Rowan: “IM THE ALPHA 🐺”
Rowan by DA REAL AWSTEN KNIGHT November 20, 2023
The worlds most handsome man, pulls all the girls and is the best mutherfucker at sport you will ever see
Rowan is handsome
Rowan by Bigbumm19283 November 2, 2023
all men named rowan do is mcdonald's charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie
girl : hey rowan can you stop being racist
rowan : eat hot chip and grink
rowan by uwu queen bish February 18, 2024
G.O.A.T. (greatest of all time) in either life or archery
That guy is such a Rowan.”
Rowan by Ander Dingus April 30, 2026