Ripster Scale

Q: How Are Fart Magnitudes Measured?
A: The Ripster Scale

The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.

At the (fill in the blank mexican restaurant) the other night, I was standing at the urinal draining the main when a 9.2...possibly up to 9.5 Ripster scale fartquake exploded in the stall adjacent the urinal. I cut the stream off prematurely and headed for the exit with a texas-sized pee stain in my drawers.

by The Real Toots McGee September 20, 2011

ripsonism

A phrase or saying that only would make sense to an engineer... lots of complicated words for a simple meaning.

i.e. -Ripsonism: please pass the sodium chloride, in English is: please pass the salt.

by BigfootTC July 6, 2014

neigh neigh rips

When you wanna hit the machine from the back to get the tonky tingles and to starve that brain of oxygen

Heffa! Lemme hit it from the back, I want some good neigh neigh rips

by Fiddynic December 7, 2021

Rips

meaning cool such as rules or kicks.................or kicks ass

OMG i got a brand new PS3 this rips.

by ART CONDOR April 3, 2010

ripsi

being so drunk u have no clue of what you are doing at all

on new years eve i got ripsi and wen i woke up i was in the park

by EspoSA January 13, 2007

ripsnorter

Something that is excellent, or of good report. See also bottler.

"Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is a real ripsnorter of a game, isn't it?"
"Yes."

by Jenesis September 18, 2004

Ripstarter

The act of loosely tieing multiple pills together with string and inserting said pills into the anus, once all pills have been inserted pull the piece of string hanging out leaving only the pills behind.

Bro you look so cooked!
Yeah I just did a ripstarter

by xTOMASAURUSREXx November 24, 2016