To break a chrome book in any way. Bonus points if it's one if Eriks. Double bonus if you mention that his wife and kids left him, and took his balls with them.
Have you gotten any renders lately?
Yeah, I hold the world record for rendering Ms. R's chrome books over Dr. Thumbs head.
Yeah, I hold the world record for rendering Ms. R's chrome books over Dr. Thumbs head.
by 100100100123 February 13, 2018
Get the Render mug.Though some actually make sense, most do not. Typically, a ranter is someone who beats the crap out of something or someone else for either a)making fun of something or b) not living up to their personal standards.
These people have a tendancy to point out that other people against their beliefs and thoughts are uneducated, in the meanwhile mispelling the crap out of their words; like the ever popular 'your',and 'you're'. If you're lucky, you'll see the occasional 'are' and 'our' mistake, but thats rare game. If you are reading an article/post/comment or any other type of expression on the internet whose author meets the standards of an illeterate pile of doo-doo that is pulling the "Oh, come OOOOON" whine fest, please let them know that no body cares and they should "keep their day job", or if its really bad "find a day job".
Thank you.
Keep in mind: not all ranters are bad, some actually "rant" about something appropriate. I leave it in your hands to lable a rant as appropriate or not and to take care of it if need be.
These people have a tendancy to point out that other people against their beliefs and thoughts are uneducated, in the meanwhile mispelling the crap out of their words; like the ever popular 'your',and 'you're'. If you're lucky, you'll see the occasional 'are' and 'our' mistake, but thats rare game. If you are reading an article/post/comment or any other type of expression on the internet whose author meets the standards of an illeterate pile of doo-doo that is pulling the "Oh, come OOOOON" whine fest, please let them know that no body cares and they should "keep their day job", or if its really bad "find a day job".
Thank you.
Keep in mind: not all ranters are bad, some actually "rant" about something appropriate. I leave it in your hands to lable a rant as appropriate or not and to take care of it if need be.
Ranter 1: Your all a bunch of wannabe haterz that dont kno to keep there thoughts to themselves because my artsy friends are where itz at yo.
Ranter 2:-insert stereotype- people are original and anyone against them should take there heads out of they're buts and get and uducation.
Ranter 2:-insert stereotype- people are original and anyone against them should take there heads out of they're buts and get and uducation.
by Kelland March 14, 2008
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(verb) to render someone is to take them up the front or rear fossy and to make sure they are the mother/father of your children bitch
(verb) to render someone is to take them up the front or rear fossy and to make sure they are the mother/father of your children bitch
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{Definition}
Reut·ers Cramp (Roit'·ərz-Krămp) NOUN:
1. The sudden and accute optic, occular-motor and cerebral pain (sometimes, with attendant seizures) resulting from reading too many news articles, viewing too many news videos or both, by the news agency Reuters. Usually complicated by the factor of:
The sheer number of articles (in rapid succession) over a short span of time that mention themes, categories or situations (such as "bail-out") that have been over-done and drilled-into-the-ground so often (in the last umpteen weeks/months/years) as to cause instant nausea.
Or (in the case of one isolated incident -- known to THIS lexicographer) reading said news articles less-than 30 minutes after eating 9+ pieces of syrup-drenched baklava.
NOTE: Potential warning signs may include, but are not limitted to:
Drooling, profuse enuresis (sweating,) sticky hands and face with a desire to drink milk or inject insulin and a Herbert Lom -like eye twitch. Post-trauma effects many times include Reader's Block.
WARNING: Reuters Cramp may also happen with the reading of other, non-related, news agencies articles; and may in fact, not even be related to Reuters.
{based-on the stem name "Thomson Reuters" -- "...the world's leading source of intelligent information for businesses and professionals." Although Reuters was first Identified as the offending source; it was quickly realized that it just SEEMED this way due to it's notoriously accurate and continuously up-to-date reporting.
The most likely actual causes are the journalistic professions and news moguls that purvey hyped-up-tripe and over-sensationalized, easily-digestible, candy-coated mega-doses of non-sensical minutia; delivered ad infinitum, ad nauseum by sycophantic reporters, "ratings-whores" producers and the illustious major news corporations that they represent; in a non-stop, streaming frontal-lobe-assault of the general public. However, this is JUST speculation at this time.}
{Definition}
Reut·ers Cramp (Roit'·ərz-Krămp) NOUN:
1. The sudden and accute optic, occular-motor and cerebral pain (sometimes, with attendant seizures) resulting from reading too many news articles, viewing too many news videos or both, by the news agency Reuters. Usually complicated by the factor of:
The sheer number of articles (in rapid succession) over a short span of time that mention themes, categories or situations (such as "bail-out") that have been over-done and drilled-into-the-ground so often (in the last umpteen weeks/months/years) as to cause instant nausea.
Or (in the case of one isolated incident -- known to THIS lexicographer) reading said news articles less-than 30 minutes after eating 9+ pieces of syrup-drenched baklava.
NOTE: Potential warning signs may include, but are not limitted to:
Drooling, profuse enuresis (sweating,) sticky hands and face with a desire to drink milk or inject insulin and a Herbert Lom -like eye twitch. Post-trauma effects many times include Reader's Block.
WARNING: Reuters Cramp may also happen with the reading of other, non-related, news agencies articles; and may in fact, not even be related to Reuters.
{based-on the stem name "Thomson Reuters" -- "...the world's leading source of intelligent information for businesses and professionals." Although Reuters was first Identified as the offending source; it was quickly realized that it just SEEMED this way due to it's notoriously accurate and continuously up-to-date reporting.
The most likely actual causes are the journalistic professions and news moguls that purvey hyped-up-tripe and over-sensationalized, easily-digestible, candy-coated mega-doses of non-sensical minutia; delivered ad infinitum, ad nauseum by sycophantic reporters, "ratings-whores" producers and the illustious major news corporations that they represent; in a non-stop, streaming frontal-lobe-assault of the general public. However, this is JUST speculation at this time.}
(From Neil & Bob)
Neil: "Hey Bob... ...you up for a little one-on-one?"
Bob: "Sorry Neil. I just got done trying to watch the news; and between the talking multilingual-reporters with closed-captions and sign-language inset, the split-screen dual-infomation panels in the center, the "upcoming news" info-banner at the top just below the advertiser's inset, the sideline FYI commentaries/marginal notes, AND the two different speed stock-tickers at the bottom just above the news-ticker flowing in the opposite direction; I got "Reuters Cramp" and threw-up... ...it's either that or the baklava. One of the two."
Neil: "Hmmm, certainly sounds like "Reuters Cramp" to me, Bob. You may need to rest for a few day and maybe take an insulin shot."
Neil: "Hey Bob... ...you up for a little one-on-one?"
Bob: "Sorry Neil. I just got done trying to watch the news; and between the talking multilingual-reporters with closed-captions and sign-language inset, the split-screen dual-infomation panels in the center, the "upcoming news" info-banner at the top just below the advertiser's inset, the sideline FYI commentaries/marginal notes, AND the two different speed stock-tickers at the bottom just above the news-ticker flowing in the opposite direction; I got "Reuters Cramp" and threw-up... ...it's either that or the baklava. One of the two."
Neil: "Hmmm, certainly sounds like "Reuters Cramp" to me, Bob. You may need to rest for a few day and maybe take an insulin shot."
by drochalsey May 19, 2009
Get the Reuters Cramp mug.A 13.5 year old racist hypocrite who doesn't understand the difference between opinions and cyber-bullying and makes fun of autistic people. He yells his retarded voice into his microphone and calls that *mature*. In other words, he's a hypocritical rip-off of I Hate Everything and LeafyIsHere.
"The Internet Ranter is an ass-hole!" ,"The Internet Ranter is a disgusting pervert towards TheMajesticMelon555.", "Yeah, nobody likes The Internet Ranter."
by theidiot555 February 11, 2017
Get the The Internet Ranter mug.People who can't do anything with their opinions so they go on the internet from the safety of their computer screen to go offend others because they are uptight and anal. These are the most passive aggressive people out there. They are mostly made of bigot kids and lesser older people who are pissed or depressed because they are inconfident rejects. They are often pretentious. Internet ranters will find anybody that opposes what music they listen to, what movies they like, their political/religeous/racial view and try to offend them. They are cyberbullies on youtube.
the internet ranter will never be stopped because they're too immature to know how to. they feel a sense of safety from their computer and too passive to say anything to anybody in person.
by eazy-x February 23, 2008
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