well-regulated-militia

Transitive verb infinitive: to shoot someone out of selfish anger resulting from perceived racial or political oppression combined with an over-availability of firearms. Shooter is often far-right politically and usually has an undersized penis. Lifted-pickup-truck ownership and MAGA hats/stickers are often correlated.

Past tense: "That redneck well-regulated-militia'd the shit of those Mexicans."

The old man had had enough and decided he would well-regulated-militia those pesky black kids who threw snowballs at his car.

by Mattmandingo January 7, 2020

Regular expression

An expression which is just regular, not special, emotionless, but true.

/(Regular) (expression)/ is a /$1 $2/.
See regular expression for a proper use.

Today, the sun is shining, it is a sunny day today!

Butterfly is an insect.

True is not false.

Beautiful flowers have short lives.

by pieceocake December 4, 2012

Regular

Regular

Regular is an insult, often used to insult a person's capabilities in a specific field or to insult them directly.

Synonymous with: Average, Not Great, Basic.

*Josh throws a pen at Ben but misses* Ben then shouts at Josh "REGULAR!...hahahahaha"

Josie to Sarah - "do you think Kyle is hot, I like it when he flexes his butt muscles ?"
Sarah to Josie - "Ugh....hes so Regular, why would you be attracted to him?"

Tom to Derick- "I'm sleeping with Sarah, we hooked up last night..."
Derick to Tom - "..... HAHAHAHAHA....wait you're serious....bro she's so ratty...she's a f#*%ing regular...what happened to your self respect bro...!?!?"

by SlyHomeBoy November 23, 2016

a regular fuck

1. A fuck that is less than a good fuck, but better than a one night stand.
2. Habitual sex.

Grace enjoys having a good fuck, rather than a regular fuck
Tom left his room to meet up with Sam for their regular fuck session.

by vivsace May 23, 2017

Self-regulation

That's the issue, isn't it?

Hym "You know, the participants ask 'what can I do to get him to do what I want him to do?' and the answer is 'nothing until the problem is acknowledged'. I've outlined the problem. You all refuse to acknowledge it. You have attributed to me an inability to self-regulate. You've taken it upon yourself to step in (in Orwellian fashion) to aggregate and disseminate information. The purpose is irrelevant. The presupposition of the act is that you are capable of self-regulation so this doesn't need to happen to you but I am incapable of self-regulation (in a way that you are not) and so your surveillance of me is not only justified but necessary. You are not qualified to make that assessment. Nor do you have the authority. You will do the thing I want you to do or I will do a thing I don't want to do in direct response to the act. It's the only choice you've left me. Hurry it up. I haven't got all morning."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2022

Regular John

One who cuts off Skype conversations on a regular basis using the excuse that the Skype connection was "lost". A highly annoying, unfortunate, and cruel practice.

Johnda: Hey when is your soccer game?
Johnda: Hey Scott... Are you there?
Johnda: Scott... =
Johnda: Scott is just another "Regular John". I thought he was different. Bummer.
Scott: Connection Lost

by Steven Sharpton August 21, 2009

fag regular

Someone who is an all around fag, or does fag like things on a daily basis.

Look at that damn loser over there.
Ya, that kid is a fag regular.

by Someonebesidesyou February 26, 2006