Turtle Recall

When you have a Turtles Head coming through, and you hold it for that long that said poo returns back inside of you.

Frank: "Hey are you ok? I noticed you were a bit uncomfortable earlier."
Billy: "Yeah I'm fine now, I had a Turtles head popping out, but then I got Turtle Recall!"

by nickbaz92 March 11, 2016

popin and lockin in my rearview

caused by late night driving ussualy between the hours of 2am and 5am where you seem to notice freaky shit that is not really there

dude something just rolled outa the ditch and was "popin and lockin in my rearview" wtf

by hoodoo02 June 19, 2010

Rebar

A Rebar is a term used to describe pedophiles and/or lolicons that reside in low quality anime servers such as KissCommunity. It is commonly known as a derogatory and humiliating term to describe someone that defends themselves too much regarding their tendencies towards sexualizing children.

Why does KissCommunity defend Rebar?

by Fortigan October 1, 2021

rear end

at the very end of something; such as a line.

I hate being at the rear end of a line.

by boogerhead November 22, 2005

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

A joke Stephen Colbert made on the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Some people say changing the cabinet around is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. That's not true; this administration isn't sinking. In fact, this administration is soaring; if anything, it's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.

by presleyg July 28, 2006

DTFE recall

Short for "Down to fuck everything" recall. Used in situations where you find some dumb bitch who's so out there (either crazy, stupid, drunk or all of the above), that she's down to fuck you and your friends. In that situation, every one of your boys you call/text to inform she's DTFE is on the DTFE recall list.

NOTE: The author of this does not advocate sticking your penis in any girl that falls into this category!

Guy 1: "Damn, this girl is such a whore. She'd probably blow and fuck everyone in the bar."

Guy 2: "Oh shit! Time for a DTFE recall."

by Lunch Box aka L-Beezy June 6, 2010

Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny

The phrase my Biology teacher used to say to try to make himself look smart.

It is considered false by most professional evolutionists and biologists, however many high school biology text books still offer it as evidence for evolution. It claims that each embryo in its development passes through abbreviated stages that resemble developmental stages of its evolutionary ancestors.

It was first proposed by Ernst Haeckel about a century ago. Experimental morphologists and biologists have shown that there is not a one-to-one correspondence between phylogeny and ontogeny.

"When you go home and your parents ask you what you learned today, tell them Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" - Mr. Hanson

by Phrodu June 22, 2004