A kind, sweet, loveable guy who would do anything to show how much he loves you, if you get a Rayon, keep him, he has gone through a lot and needs you, he is very funny, and always knows how to make you smile and happier than anyone else has ever made you feel. If you lose a Rayon, your life will go back to the way it used to be but only 20x worse than before, keep your Rayon and make sure he is always happy and care for him better than if he were your child, he needs a mother's love and he needs affection, if you treat your Rayon badly, karma will kick your ass in the future, Rayon is a fragile, but strong, handsome guy, treat him well and handle with care!!
Girl 1: I got boyfriend!!
Girl 2: who is it?
Girl 1: It's Rayon
Girl 3: Bitch you got a Rayon, damn you lucky, take care of him girl!
Girl 2: who is it?
Girl 1: It's Rayon
Girl 3: Bitch you got a Rayon, damn you lucky, take care of him girl!
by Dumbitch_Emm*ur local dumbass* November 21, 2021
Get the Rayon mug.A big hole in the universe that consumes all living things. Awklardly it is shaped like a big fat ass. But instead of poo coming out, it sucks things in. It has been seen to glow in the night once its sucked up an entire planet.
bob: look up its a plane
joe: no, its a bird
bob: no, its a ralong
joe: shit.
bob: were doooooooommmmeeddd
their both dead...
joe: no, its a bird
bob: no, its a ralong
joe: shit.
bob: were doooooooommmmeeddd
their both dead...
by aldengoesfishing January 10, 2009
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A native girl who smokes weed and is addicted to drugs. Typically a Raylene beats people up and often misses school o go to court or ultimately skips it to do drugs.
by papaoutai January 14, 2022
Get the Raylene mug.A derogatory term for a show with absolutely no comedic value; an absolutely worthless waste of time that appeals only to those who are easily entertained...VERY easily entertained.
by ik January 11, 2004
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Get the Raymond mug.The sort of guy who doesn't like doing oral presentations in front of a large group of people. Not because he is shy, but because he is illiterate. He will often read books in class, thinking he can read them; but he can't. He will look at girls in a sexy manner, and gain their interest, but at the same time talking to his small group of friends. Raymond's usually have a decently sized penis, ranging from 7-9 inches by the age of twenty-three.
Look at him. He says he can read a whole 15-sentence paragraph in under a minute when he can't read. He is such a Raymond.
by 894682hdoi January 26, 2017
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