Romanians Are Cubans Is Romanians

Romanians Are Cubans Is Romanians

Romanians Are Cubans Is Romanians

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 24, 2025

Romanian cannon

A Romanian cannon is when one person had another person put a funnel in their anus. Then the other person pours vinegar down the funnel, then baking soda down the funnel. Very quickly before the reaction happens, they take out the funnel and insert a buttplug. Then they pick up the person and aim their butthole at the target. Wait a few seconds for the reaction to create more pressure, and then squeeze their stomach, blowing the buttplug out very fast, turning into a weapon of mass destruction.

Person 1: “hey, wanna be turned into a Romanian cannon?”
Person 2: “sure, get the vinegar and baking soda and I’ll grab the funnel”

by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025

romanian rotisserie

when you take a steaming shit on someone’s chest and then goon on them until you reach a state of goontosis

Lucas! Imma take a romanian rotisserie on your chest!

by theDestryctor February 26, 2024

Romanian Iron Fist

When a man puts on a aluminum cast condom and butt fucks his neighbor until the friction is too much and the heat melts the metal and casts the neighbors ass down to every detail imaginable

Average man: "hey bro you tryna Romanian Iron Fist tonight?"
Average mans neighbor: "yea bro, im down whenever"

by varxiq June 24, 2022

Romanians named Tudor

Annoying perverts who aspire to become Pedophiles. And are also worse at Latin than me but won't admit it because their annoying.

Joe: He's acting like Romanians named Tudor.
Steve: Oh, that's how you know it's gotten bad.

by urmomifyed September 14, 2022

Romanian car wash

When your partner has a dirty ass so you take a pressure washer and proceed to put it around 2-3 inches in the anus and turn it on.

A. Bro that bitch Jonah was smelly as fuck last night
B. Did you give his ass a Romanian car wash?
A. Shit I shouldn’t done that!
B. You dumbass.

by AnnexationofBritain January 26, 2026