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ROFL TOV

Rofl tov pronounced (raw-full-tah-v) is a combination of the common acronym ROFL and the hebrew phrase of congratulations Mozel tov. It may be used when confronted with a joke or humorous situation that merits the rolling of a person on the floor whilst laughing vigorously!!! Rofl tov is used to congratulate the teller of said joke or facilitator of said situation for being SOO GOSH DARN FUNNY!!!!

use as directed:
-whilst toasting with an alcoholic beverage
-accompany with a fist pump!!!
-Pronounce ROFL TOV with authority

(we don't half ass this $H13T)
<HANS BROLLO> MAn! when luke found out he kissed his own sister, hey was all like DAAAAMN SON!!!!

<BRODA> A path to the Dark Side, that is. Restraining order in young Skywalker's future, I foresee!

<HANS BROLLO> ROFL TOV!!! BRODA, you soo gosh darn dyslexic..... errrmm i mean funny! right... Funny!
by NATE "PEG-CITY" D1ZZL3 August 29, 2010
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Roflmoo

ROFLMOO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Oxygen Out

What you would say when you happen to see a cow in the distance, and also laughing for some random reason simultaneously.

Asphyxiation.

TIRO.

Also, if you just want to substitute boring chat acronyms (e.g. lol, lmao, rofl, roflmao) for something with a little...zest to it.

(Credits to Michael James and Vikram Akam)
Person 1: "What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?"

Person 2: "Uh...I don't know."

Person 1: "Whatever you want, he cannot hear you!"

Person 2: "Uh...I don't get it."

Person 1: "Roflmoo."
by Sappyspartan October 2, 2009
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ROFL torpedo

A weapon, invented in the cold war to cause rofling on Russian Submarines so they would light up on sonar and they could be lit up. now used to make fist rise to the surface with hystaria
by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004
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ROFL

ROFL is short for: Rolling on the floor laughing. Straining the fact that it is a lot more funny than your usual lol.
by Genocide April 11, 2003
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roflmfaowdacot

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off While Drinking A Cup Of Tea(ROFLMFAOWDACOT)
*lol*
*rofl*
*lmfao*
*roflmfaowdacot*
by OMFGWTFUX@URMOM November 17, 2004
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roflmuffins

1. The physical embodiment of rofl in delicious muffin form.

2. Alternative to the plain/boring rofl used in internet conversations. Sometimes confusing when seen for the first time among those not proficient in leet.
MSNNerd1: I got a drug raid today.
MSNNerd2: roflmuffins
MSNNerd1: wtf ?
by Bazwalt July 31, 2008
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ROFLMAO

by Anonymous October 29, 2002
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