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Reptoid

A type of reptilian that can morph into any animal and shape shift. They are the most advanced species and run all of the earth. An example of a reptoid is the English Queen whomst will snatch little kids (e.g Maddie McCann)using her lizard tongue. Other evidence proving she is a reptoid is that her name is Lizzy which is similar to Lizard. Hilary Clinton is also speculated to be part of the Reptoid Roster hence why she has many weird moments due to her being in the wrong habitat and conditions.
Example 1:
Human 1: OH MY LOOK ITS LIZZY THE REPTOID COMING FOR YOU!
Human 2: *Runs*
Queen : *Shoots out lizards tongue and slurps up the human in a single gulp*

Example 2:
Hitler : Oh my it appears someone is coming in
Hitler + The Queen : *Morph into human state from current lizard status*
by izzyisatranny April 29, 2019
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Renton

A person (male/female or non-gender specific) who lurks around public bathrooms with the view to seek personal excitement from users of those bathroom facilities.
Look at that creep hanging around the bathroom door, what a renton!
by Mr Unreal June 9, 2022
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cranial-rectosis

someone with their head up their ass.
That guy is suffering from Cranial-rectosis.
by Bonzer2010 December 10, 2010
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The Renton

Village in West Scotland.
Know as birth place of Tobias Smollett,
World famous sweetie shop Tom Swans (known to the locals as Tam Swans.
Next to the river leven , also known for its salmon fishing.

Winnie's local pub, decor hasn't changed since it opened over 100 yrs ago. It's a step back in time

Also they won the first World cup, Championship was an exhibition football match that took place in Glasgow, Scotland, on 19 May 1888 between the winners of the Scottish Cup, Renton, and the English FA Cup, West Bromwich Albion. The match was won by Renton who beat Albion 4–1
Also no one ever refers Renton village as just Renton. Local people and people afar always call it The Renton.
I was born and bread in the Renton.

I love the fact that the Renton ppl look after each other
by BasketCase77 July 13, 2019
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Sara Rector

Sara Rector is a awesome and smart
girl Sara Rector is really depressed and antisocial
Well you act like a Sara Rector
by Dark_Sonic_X October 31, 2019
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John Resnover III

If your name is John Resnover the III you get no females and need to hit the gym
My name is John Resnover III

and I get no females. I also can’t lift a 20 pound weight.
by John Resnover III May 4, 2022
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rectoplasm

slimy feces that requires excessive wiping to discard and often leaves the anus feeling squishy,wet and unclean
Though he was sure he'd wiped thouroughly, John could still fell the uncomfortable wettness of rectoplasm between his cheeks.
by fuad ramses January 30, 2004
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