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The epitomy of a bored and broken being, who's entire existence has led to the point where they have stooped so low as to type random key combination into their shitty preowned keyboard, hoping to find an answer which will verify their horrible existence, and justify their purchasing of way too much data from Telstra.
Man: Yo, have you heard from Jimmy lately?
Friend: No, he has lost it. He's started to qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321.
Man: Damn, he showed so much promise.
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qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpæåø

When a dane has reached almost maximum levels of boredom, and they type all the letters on their keyboard vertically from top to bottom, from left to right.
Dane 1: Dude, jeg keder mig så meget i dansk, jeg tror vil finde på det mest groteske at skrive inde på Urban Dictionary.
Dane 2: Hvad vil du skrive?
Dane 1: Jeg tror jeg vil skrive: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpæåø

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpoiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz 

Even this one has been defined
Person 1: Types qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpoiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz

Person 2: U ok?
Person 1: No

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

When you have exhausted every other combination of letters on your keyboard, such as left to right, up-down and, backwards, combinations of two, e.t.c and are bored out of your mind and your on your school computer that blocks 90% of the websites. You have nothing better to do, but you should probaly be doing something more productive; although your head feels as though its gonna explode the core of the earth and blow up the entire universe.
Jerry: Types qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into his computer.
Computer: *New Achivment: Max level bordem and demise of your brain cells!!!*

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This is what I do when I'm bored. You just typed all the letters on your keyboard diagonally, the qwertyuiop thing, and all the letters on your keyboard diagonally backwards. If you did not get the answer you were looking for, I'm sorry, but I decided to do this meaningless explanation.
Me: Im soooooo bored I think I'll type qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq in Google Search for fun.
My friend: Oh maybe I'll do that too. I'm also bored.

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq 

When you are very, very, very bored that you have already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and many repetitions and reverses into a search engine until you find one that has no definition.

I did exactly that and repeated qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, then qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, than qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq and this happened. If you found this, then amazing!
Me: I'm not really sure how to use qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq in a sentence.

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I literally just typed qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and then qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and then mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and finally plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq so yeah. Also if you type this then you should go get a life because I don't know how you could ever do this. You probably are supposed to be doing something so go do it.
"I literally don't have a brain so I typed qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolppoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzzxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiopplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq."

"Dang that's tough."