purse curds

A nasty, gooey yeast infection.

Bro, don't mess with Jessica. She's got a brutal case of purse curds.

by Colonel Angus Redbeard July 13, 2017

Purse badger

A person, typically female, who keeps their proximity or RFID badge in their purse at all times. While not typically a problem, the purse badger will always hold up a group of weary-eye, late-arrivals at the entrance while she tries in vain to scan the badge through the sidewall of the purse. The purse badger is an animal of convenience and necessity, and does not remove the badge from the purse for any reason. If the badge cannot be scanned, the next person in line will be forced to use their badge to open the door so the group may pass.

I was late to work because the purse badger was holding up the line at the door.

by W0lf Dick June 2, 2018

purse candy

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.

Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.

by @price5233 June 20, 2020

Beaver Purse

Another word for vagina.

Can I put my keys in your beaver purse?

by TyphoidComa July 30, 2009

prawn purse

Another word for a smelly unclean vagina

She dropped her Primark leggings and out popped her prawn purse

by Thepope92 January 10, 2021

sticky purse

Another meaning for female genitals

That girls skirt is so high you can see her sticky purse

by timebomb84 August 5, 2015

Change purse

A man's ball sack.

"I think those swim trunks ate too small, Tony. I can see your change purse!"

by Mymotherfucker247 February 14, 2018