Pants purse

A scrotum, ballsack, testicle holder

A better term for a teste sac

Humorous scrotum

Man bag

"I caught my pants purse in my zipper again"

"Why us my pants purse so twisted"

"Punch me in my pants purse again and ill punch your donut hole"

by Alifeinchapters July 31, 2020

Cum Purse

A vagina filled with the cum of multiple people.

A promiscuous woman's vagina.

You think Becky has a cum purse.

I banged so many guys, instead of having all of thier pictures I keep them in cum purse to remember them!

by Buttmole asspickle August 23, 2020

supply the purse

To supply the purse is to Bring girls for the party. Or pay for your girl while you're out.

You make sure we have good music, and I'll supply the purse.
Don't worry about bringing cash to the bar baby, I'll supply the purse

by R3DtheSAVAG3 June 27, 2017

jerky purse

A vagina.

She likes sausage in her jerky purse.

by JerkyPurse February 11, 2017

tofu purse

a vegetarian woman's genitals. a specification of the general term "spam purse"

man 1: "I could see Betty's spam purse her skirt was so short." man 2: "No, dude. Betty, has a tofu purse, she's a vegetarian."

by duvzy omalley September 26, 2010

Purse Burger

When Brandy is fully shithoused and hides Mcdoubles in her purse for sober Brandy in the morning/afternoon.

Fuck yes, just found this purse burger cause I’m so goddamn hungry.

by Vangaales May 23, 2018

Purse-Mule

A Husband/Boyfriend/Fiance at the mall with his Wife/Girlfriend/Fiance and made to hold significant-other's purse

My mom went to the mall with her Purse-mule, I mean my dad.

by AyatollahofDietCola November 13, 2010