Is a nasty bitch that likes to invite men and women to take a dump at her house, she intentionally provides you with low quality toilet paper and has a sign that says "please wet the paper before whipping", to make sure the victim builds enough and proper dingle berries, as the victim leaves the toilet she is waiting outside with her sharp nails usually with shiny red polish ready to turn you around pull your underwear down and give you the most painful pull you ever experienced, with her teeth clenched and her eyes maniacally fixed on your crack, she rapidly inserts her open hand on your ass grabs as a many dingle berries as she can and finally proceeds to pull very hard. She draws pleasure of feeling the hairs breaking out of your crack and the sensation of having a handful of dingleberries, she can hardly make a fist. If the dingleberry puller whore is in extreme rage she indulges in stuffing the mouth of her victim with the extracted berries and to kick the victims crack with her also shiny red hills.
Seth: Jack you remember Susan from Marketing?
Jack: the one with the shiny red nails and hills right?
Seth:she is a dingleberry puller whore, my advice, never take a dump at her's.
Jack: the one with the shiny red nails and hills right?
Seth:she is a dingleberry puller whore, my advice, never take a dump at her's.
by kunawaro December 8, 2010
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