Pulling a Pretzel

Being so lazy that the act of moving across the room to get or do something necessary is too much of an inconvenience under the belief that simply staying put and not doing anything would be more preferred.

I needed to pee, but I felt like pulling a pretzel, and now I'm sitting in a puddle.

by Syllogy May 1, 2020

Boob Pretzel

when you bite off the bottom peace of a pretzel and turn it upside down.

That pretzel looks like some tits. woah. boob pretzel.

by jhanny November 29, 2016

Philly Pretzel

When you are getting pounded missionary style and he folds your legs like a pretzel. This applies in the county of Philadelphia.

Omg Stacy! Last night Zach put me into a Philly Pretzel while we were doing it and he got so deep.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh April 5, 2021

Glazed Pretzel

When a woman puts her legs behind her head (like a pretzel) and men bukkake on her (giving it a glazed appearance).

The term first appeared in Song Reader: the musical as a group specialty at the Old Shanghai strip club.

"Ms. Teddy Bear does the glazed pretzel for cheap."

by Yuri Andropov July 22, 2016

Man pretzel

A large penis in tighty whities.

Did you see that guys man pretzel when he took off his shorts in the locker room?

by Mr.dizzle August 13, 2017

pretzel brain

When you see something and it awakens a random neuron holding long dormant and often only tangentially related memory/reference.

The pretzel being the random ass path the thoughts have to travel to arrive at the thing you remembered

Friend: yo can you believe the gas prices are so high?
Moron sings: 🎶 couldn't clean my room cause i got high 🎶

Friend: f*ck you, you pretzel brained moron

by Marquee Moon May 2, 2022

pretzel wentz

A nickname for Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy

Person A: Look at this smoking hot picture of Pete Wentz I found!

Person B: Uhm, I think you mean Pretzel Wentz

by Panicfanic February 1, 2017